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Phimose Knight
Mar 5, 2013

bEatmstrJ posted:

Im fairly certain uncompromised floor joists could not handle the awesomeness of a tub full of mercury.

If you think your joists are uncompromised then you're out of your element.

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Phimose Knight
Mar 5, 2013

FogHelmut posted:

It's the toilet, right?
The bidet.

It sounds French, so it's romantic, especially with a moss carpet at your feet and cheeks.

Phimose Knight
Mar 5, 2013
From Doom House to Goon House.

Phimose Knight
Mar 5, 2013
What if you had three wives? Then your input is 1/10th of what it would be if you were a Confirmed Bacheloon™ (Bachelor Goon). I assume it would also lead into infighting, a "catfight", or perhaps "mud wrestling", between the wivettes, as they vy for dominance.

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