Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Wait, I skimmed past the renders... He's putting in a wall?

Taking an open bathroom and adding a wall.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Prav posted:

well yeah, but to balance it out but he's also removing a floor

A much more efficient way to do this would have been to just rotate the floor section up to form the wall.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Uh, just chlorinate the water, duh.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Bad Munki posted:

OP GIS'd "infinity bathtub rocks" and called it a day



Clearly not, since that drain basin isn't sunk into the floor.

edit: ^ seriously, that wall is gonna get gross real fast, since you can't really clean it with anything besides a feather duster and a toothbrush...

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It's a little bit funny that a guy who got mad at someone for breaking the rules and reported him, got reported for breaking the rules and got banned.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
That's so cool. As someone who knows almost nothing about construction, I had always pictured I-beams being strong the other way (like an H), since it's like they're two beams next together, like regular floor joists or whatever. But that actually makes a lot of sense the the top and bottom of the I shape are resisting compression and tension that occurs as the result of a load.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I was googling this after reading the above posts, and found a really comprehensive response about it on Quora https://www.quora.com/Structural-Engineering-Why-is-an-I-beam-shaped-the-way-it-is

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It's the same concept as putting a fuller in the blade of a sword. You are making a blade that is stronger for its finished weight than a blade without a fuller.

Since I'm familiar with that, I'm surprised I didn't think about how I-beams work sooner.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

got any sevens posted:

How do swords work? What is a fuller?

edit: i tried putting a lame wrong type of ram joke here

It's the same principle as an I-beam...

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Doesn't that make the requirement even dumber then? What's the point of mandating that one light gets turned off with a vacancy sensor if the end result is that people who want to work around it will just install more lights?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

OMGVBFLOL posted:

The codes include stuff like that so that even the cut-every-corner, all-the-workers-are-on-meth McMansion tract construction companies are installing LEDs and vacancy sensors. It means that entities that have absolutely no self-interest-incentive to install power-saving devices will do so.

Taxing power consumption wouldn't do poo poo in those cases. People living in apartment blocks and cheap housing (as in, millions of Californians) would just be eating the higher cost of electricity. The state is more aggressive than just taxing power because taxing power wouldn't accomplish jack poo poo.

Okay, that does make sense.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I can't believe that the technology to use heat or air conditioning to keep your house within a certain range is too complex to be standard by now.

Get up in the middle of the night because it's 50 degrees in my house, set it to 68. Get up and go to school. Come home to find it's 75.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

Meanwhile, they'll let almond farmers pull as much water out of the ground as they want to.

Gotta make that almond milk...

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Yawgmoth posted:

It's because he's gonna replace those joists with almonds.

No, he's gonna replace them with water. That was always the plan...

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sounds like fun. Until you want to throw a fancy dinner party. Then everyone will judge you harshly.

"I'm takin off my pants!"

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Right, but falling through the air is how most drops of hot water lose their heat. So if the air is warm, the falling drops will lose less heat, since with a lower temperature difference the rate of exchange will be lower.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

Just lol if you don't dip yourself into a 55 gallon drum of lube before sex.

There is a flashback in Newgirl that is basically this.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
The mental image of being in a kitchen, and looking up at the ceiling and seeing some guy's bare rear end against the bottom a glass tub is pretty epic.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It would arguably not be a world.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
He walks in and, right as he's about to say something, the floor collapses under him.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Slugworth posted:

A mirrored tub? Look, if you wanna stick your bare rear end inside a parabolic mirror, that's between you and your God. Personally I don't feel like having to get skin grafts on my taint.

The focal point of a parabolic reflector is... not on its surface. And your rear end will be on its surface, blocking light from the reflector so it never gets to the focal point anyway.

Unless of course the ceiling mirror causes something like this...

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Bad Munki posted:

what if it's a very small parabola

Then it's not a bathtub.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

angryrobots posted:

You have a good attitude moving forward.

It would drive me absolutely bonkers, knowing that simply asking an internet forum about my plan ahead of time, could have saved me something like $20k. I couldn't handle that.

20k is like 3 year's income for me, and I would kill myself if I found out I wasted it on a flight of fancy.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Or is a part-time worker, or is a student, or is a homemaker who doesn't report income jointly with their spouse, or is a retiree who's not yet eligible for pension/SS payments ... there's a whole list of reasons someone could be making $6,700/yr.

It's this. I'm a student.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

El Estrago Bonito posted:

OK maybe if you put a drain underneath the rocks and also installed a hundred thousand dollar ducting system that piped air from either through the drain or from underneath the tub. Or, like, one of those really really powerful vent hoods you use in an industrial kitchen or a breaking bad meth lab.

Make the rocks also a sauna.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Just dont clean it and remodel every 6 months.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Piell posted:

Encapsulate the rocks in mortar.

Just replace the cut away sections of those beams with a slab of concrete with large decorative rocks embedded in it. Surely concrete has as much compressive strength as wood :pseudo:

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I liked my idea of installing an electrical heating element under the rocks. Have them heated up like sauna rocks and sterilized by heat.

What could go wrong with electrical heating coils under a bathtub?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Eventually it will stop working, because stainless is a bitch to keep clean.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
This is the strangest argument.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I suggested heating the rocks sooo long ago.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Hannibal Lector would never use a crock pot.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Visually clean is exactly what I meant. Pristine stainless looks great, but even just humidity will cause it to lose its luster relatively quickly. It's an excellent choice for keeping things sanitary, but that's not why interior designers choose it. They choose it because of what it looks like when it's been polished. The average person who live with one for awhile will eventually notice that their kitchen doesn't look like that without putting quite​ a bit of effort into it.

Stainless is still a great choice, but it's misrepresented and mismarked by designers as a "a simple way to make your kitchen look great."

I have polished a poo poo-load of stainless in my life.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I think you guys are totally missing the point of what I'm saying.

It's marketing. The rise of stainless as an interior decorator's and real-estate agent's dream is a result of the pristine appearance.

Normally, in marketing, things that hide dirt sell well. Because they don't look dirty.

I'm not actually saying that stainless is bad. I never did.

I'm saying that the decorator and real-estate agent love-affair with stainless will fade as people realize that it takes work to keep it looking that good, as opposed to other options which hide dirt.

I'm not saying that hiding dirt is desirable, I'm saying that stainless will stop inflating value when people realize that keeping up its appearance is actually higher maintenance.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

bEatmstrJ posted:

This is called the "ad hominem" fallacy.

Only if they're using it to try to undermine your argument...

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
We sprang for a slightly pricier after-market shower storage thing, and I'm really happy with it.

It's quite secure and each part is adjustable but can be tightened down.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Check his rap sheet.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Is that looking out from the shower?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

...Though if you are young and agile I suppose you could parkour your way in and out of the tub without opening the door.
Yes, but also the dumbest way to die.

  • Locked thread