Das Boo posted:

Reverse suicide, IDIOT.

Harakiri Potter posted:

she had some kind of psychotic episode and is not doing too well. i got a restraining order and a no contact order, neither of which seem to do much to keep her away. the cops who responded to her leaving a bunch of roadkill in my driveway were like "lol, she's a tiny pretty girl, she wouldn't do this" but when there's a knife sticking through a groundhogs head with the note "i love you" it's not hard to figure it all out.

Sid Vicious posted:

I bet if they hosed they wouldn't ha e killed themselfs

whoflungpoop posted:

if I say yes will you leave dead rodents on m you know what gently caress it ok yes

Munchables posted:

I decided a while ago that if/when I do the needful I'd buy a bunch of drugs and starve myself, not drink any water and not sleep until I die and stream it all while I play some games and chill with whoever turns up.

Munchables posted:

Well, whatever I just thought it'd be fun

Cubone posted:

drat it I knew somebody was gonna stop me on that one

okay, so, if you're sitting down, you can poo and pee, but if you're standing up, you can only pee, right?
so, from earlier than I can remember, I used this system:
1) when you go to bathroom, think about whether you have to poo
2) if you do, sit down
that's it. so every time I went to the bathroom, I was set up to just let it all go, so I never encountered a situation where I had to deal with the fact that you have two different release valves down there.
then one day, and I remember because when I figured it out I knew it was some poo poo everybody else already knew, I was out walking, and I had to go to the bathroom. I knew I could pee in the bushes, and I'd done that before, but never when I had to poo, too. so I held them both for about 5 minutes before I realized I could just pee

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Weebly posted:

Why did she have a greedo toy anyway? Gotta be a collectors edition should have left in her box imho

Junkyard Poodle posted:

Is the greedo doesn't fit, you must acquit