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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
pick didn't write that geniuses

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hey how come you let her pretend to suffer a psychotic break on the forums

were you trying to create a comfortable environment for dare to post more?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

also Russell and the Troublesome Genitals is a good band name

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Dare wasn't banned last night and this is very problematic. Mods really losing it these days

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I like the idea of giving him his own forum to post in. just confine him there like the mad auntie of the forums. dare's attic.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

also Russell and the Troublesome Genitals is a good band name

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

uber_stoat posted:

I like the idea of giving him his own forum to post in. just confine him there like the mad auntie of the forums. dare's attic.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

hey how come you let her pretend to suffer a psychotic break on the forums

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
just call the glue factory already ffs

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

hey how come you let her pretend to suffer a psychotic break on the forums
what did I miss

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
yeah I just pulled that post from a blog because it was funny

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

what did I miss

hahahaha

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Pick posted:

yeah I just pulled that post from a blog because it was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDc_5zpBj7s&t=43s

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Pick posted:

yeah I just pulled that post from a blog because it was funny

Poor Russell might disagreeeeegh

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Troposphere posted:

pick didn't write that geniuses

Pick posted:

yeah I just pulled that post from a blog because it was funny

and here i was thunk pick done got herself a broke dick horse up out the blue

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

gosh I wonder what you were searching for to just happen upon that

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

"Troublesome horse genitals"
"Problematic horse genitals"
"Horse genitals with serious issues"

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

various cheeses posted:

"Troublesome horse genitals"
"Problematic horse genitals"
"Horse genitals with serious issues"

It looks like these genitals are.... hosed.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Finally, my Google alert for equine papillomavirus pays off

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


just lol if you don't have a meticulously curated RSS feed for horse genital maladies

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

food court bailiff posted:

gosh I wonder what you were searching for to just happen upon that

A tumblr for a woman who lives on a farm and posts images of/sells pathological skulls.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

OMGVBFLOL posted:

and here i was thunk pick done got herself a broke dick horse up out the blue

See, that's the easy trap to fall into. I'd say pick wouldn't have a horse because she'd prob have carnivorous beetles eat it so she could preserve the bones or some poo poo like that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pick posted:

A tumblr for a woman who lives on a farm and posts images of/sells pathological skulls.

There was a goon that used to do that. Is it the same person? Forgot her SA name. SHe had a cool ask/tell thread about cleaning animal bones and stuff.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
"hey russell - i heard you dont stick your dick all the way out to pee"

"feels good man"

*russell stinks to high heaven of piss and various infections*

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


imagine brewing beer with the various wild bacteria and yeasts of pittsburgh

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Pick posted:

A tumblr for a woman who lives on a farm and posts images of/sells pathological skulls.

From pathological bone to pathological boner

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

please knock Mom! posted:

pathological boner

That's the name I use when writing letters to my congressman

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

big nipples big life posted:

Russel and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad genitals.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

A tumblr for a woman who lives on a farm and posts images of/sells pathological skulls.

hey how's Russel doing?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

hey how's Russel doing?

dont be a jerk did you not see that pick (AND A MOD (!!!)) told us she didn't write it

lets all just bask in the majesty and glamour that is Horse People, this thread is now about how bonkers horse people are

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Mar 22, 2017

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
Picks squalid apartment looks like the Mutter Museum except with for animals and with creepy dolls too.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Panthera onca *heart emoji eggplant emoji heart emoji*

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

dont be a jerk did you not see that pick (AND A MOD (!!!)) told us she didn't write it

lets all just bask in the majesty and glamour that is Horse People, this thread is now about how bonkers horse people are

I had to do community service at the NC Horse Complex years ago it was okay I really enjoyed gawking at the pretty dressage girls with their braids and black riding boots.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

OMGVBFLOL posted:

dont be a jerk did you not see that pick (AND A MOD (!!!)) told us she didn't write it

You seem really upset that a mod has friends. Is it because you don't have any friends yourself?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

bonerjam posted:

I had to do community service at the NC Horse Complex years ago it was okay I really enjoyed gawking at the pretty dressage girls with their braids and black riding boots.

Did you get a boot fetish

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Please use the crop on me

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

OMGVBFLOL posted:

lets all just bask in the majesty and glamour that is Horse People, this thread is now about how bonkers horse people are

They're called Centaurs, you racist! >:(

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



bonerjam posted:

I had to do community service at the NC Horse Complex years ago it was okay I really enjoyed gawking at the pretty dressage girls with their braids and black riding boots.

Noice

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
What he loved in horses was what he loved in men, the blood and the heat of the blood that ran them. All his reverence and all his fondness and all the leanings of his life were for the ardenthearted and they would always be so and never be otherwise.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

SniperWoreConverse posted:

What he loved in horses was what he loved in men, the blood and the heat of the blood that ran them. All his reverence and all his fondness and all the leanings of his life were for the ardenthearted and they would always be so and never be otherwise.

Mr. Hands.txt

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