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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Job interview tips.
 
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HotSoapyBeard posted:

Lowtax: "So it says here your hobbies are posting on Internet forums, watching livestreamers and jerking it 24/7 to big bouncy hentai tittays?"
Job Candidate: "uh yes sir"
L: "You really thought that would work? You've just written the job description as your hobbies"
JC: "Yes sir, sorry I know you're right it was..."
L: "Gutsy!!... and I like it! Have your first 5 front page article ideas on my desk at 8 tomorrow morning... and wear a suit."
JC: "Uh.. yes! Yessir! I won't let you down!"

As he leaves Lowtax reclines into his leather wingback chair and takes a long drag on his cigar
"hmm... reminds me of myself at his age"

Can confirm.

Also, it never hurts to offer a bribe, especially if it's a relevant job like ethics board member or independent police investigator. Offer your bribe clearly and directly, preferably with many witnesses.

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