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google THIS posted:Eye contact is a must (see previous thread on this topic). Few interviewers can resist the sweet caress of a well-lubricated cornea. just going to add that a good stare (2-3 minutes minimum) before conversation starts is essential to good conversation. if you're feeling confident enough pair that stare with a firm handshake and don't let go until the stare is over and your eyes have drifted down to your interviewers midsection and then back up again, add a cherry on top by whispering something unintelligible to yourself followed by a light yipping sound
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Mar 21, 2017 19:05
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i usually spend the first five or ten minutes arranging my pogs on the interviewer's desk, its helps display my knowledge of relevant hobbies and might just set the stage for a trade further down the line
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Mar 21, 2017 19:22
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FutonForensic posted:interviewer walks in. you stand up. "d-dad? it's me... it's ya boi..." you have a touching reunion. the man who thinks you're his progeny passes the company on to you, which you tank immediately. another facet of capitalism destroyed.
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