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Be assertive. Nothing says more "take control" than actually taking control of the interview and conducting it yourself. Don't be afraid to ask yourself the tough questions, either- set yourself up, but last second pull off a real clutch answer that will guarantee you the job when you award it to yourself after the interview. Fire the previous interviewer for being less than perfect enough to conduct it for you. Continue climbing the company ladder using your self-assertive powers until you're at odds with yourself over whether or not you deserve the CEO bonus you put before the Board of Directors to award you. Ultimately, give yourself the bonus, you deserve it!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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One thing to keep to yourself when it comes to interviews is that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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