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Never break eye contact, don't blink, slowly lick your lips, keep one hand down your pants, speaking optional.
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Walk in to interview room, tell the interviewer "Lookin good!". Dump a bucket of barbecue sauce all over them, and pull out a knife and fork. "Lookin real good!"
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Mar 22, 2017 00:36
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Tell interviewer "You don't look a day over 40! Like 40k a year, did you just get a raise yesterday? How much do they pay here?"
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Mar 22, 2017 00:40
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*Walks in to interview* "Hey, so are you down for some sexy times?" "I think that would be a conflict of interests." "I understand if you need to step down from your job." Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Mar 25, 2017
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Mar 25, 2017 12:09
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Piso Mojado posted:when negotiating your salary its typical to lead the negotiation by letting one of their family members go, as a show of good faith. Also to give them an envelope with a toe in it, complete with nail polish, to let them know you mean business about benefits and vacation time.
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