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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Space Taxi posted:

When they ask you "Where do you see yourself in five years?" look the guy straight in the eye and say, "Doing your job."

"Being your boss, sitting at this same table, and firing you."

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
1) it is good to be confident and assertive, but never forget to give the interviewer a safe word BEFORE the interview starts. the interview is a careful balance of going just to the edge of crushing the interviewer's spirit and demonstrating your drive to get the job done. tell them the safe word is "YOUAREHIRED."

2) stay awake for a minimum of 40 hours before going into the interview. you'll want to make sure you have dark rings around your eyes and a sunken, vacant expression so that your level of commitment is evident. you should also be hallucinating at this point, making all of the interviewer's questions what you want them to be, which in turn will make the interview a cinch.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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