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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Job interview tips.
 
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ShinyBirdTeeth

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a misanthrope posted:

don't put "guru" on your resume or talk about social media like you got your masters degree in facebook or something. i throw those resumes in the fuckin garbage.

I got my masters in blockchain and then did an internship in data and platforms-as-a-service do you think you have an opening for a thought-leading, thinkfluencer such as myself?

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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A lot of people blow the interview because they lack confidence not because they lack qualifications. Some people listen to a powerful song or exercise before an interview. Some people have a "lucky" tie or a special bit of jewelry. Some people get their chest hair permed or their teeth blackened. Find your source of strength, your warrior spirit dance, and do it proudly before every interview. Don't worry, you won't have to do it often, because with your new-found confidence, you'll be employed and climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

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