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the interview conductor turns around his laptop and presents me with a code challenge site. "show me how'd you solve this problem." i take the laptop, open up a new tab in Chrome and watch kitten compilations for the next eight hours
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the greatest power play is to Play With Power. bring an NES and a 2L of cherry soda and friend, you've turned a dull interruption of someone's workday into a party
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Mar 22, 2017 15:47
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interviewer walks in. you stand up. "d-dad? it's me... it's ya boi..." you have a touching reunion. the man who thinks you're his progeny passes the company on to you, which you tank immediately. another facet of capitalism destroyed.
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Mar 23, 2017 15:01
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"Ok, we're all here, are you ready for the interview?" "yes, but first--who wants their christmas bonuses?" you say, standing up and revealing a handful of checks! the conference room goes berzerk. you're skipping around the table, flinging out paper while everyone's crying and clapping in unison. "christ-mas! christ-mas!" it's still march and no one cares. you finish your lap and stand at the head of the table. they're just starting to catch their breath, when you whip out your other hand stuffed with a second wad of checks. "second verse, same as the first!" they're flailing their arms and yelling like kermit
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