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Manifisto


unhinge your jaw and swallow the interviewer whole

this will show the interviewer you mean business and provide you with a well-deserved snack

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Manifisto


offer to switch places with your interviewer for a day, in the style of trading places or about a zillion other movies. when it comes time to switch back (each having learned an important lesson), don't switch. bingo, you've got a job! don't hire other you though, that would just be awkward.

Manifisto


Thunder Moose posted:

Bust out the bottle of sherry, start a Barry Manilow record, and light a log fire in the corner. Then - start rubbing your prospective employer's shoulders.

If I were interviewing you I might well give you the job for this

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