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unhinge your jaw and swallow the interviewer whole this will show the interviewer you mean business and provide you with a well-deserved snack |
# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 22:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:05 |
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offer to switch places with your interviewer for a day, in the style of trading places or about a zillion other movies. when it comes time to switch back (each having learned an important lesson), don't switch. bingo, you've got a job! don't hire other you though, that would just be awkward. |
# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 15:29 |
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Thunder Moose posted:Bust out the bottle of sherry, start a Barry Manilow record, and light a log fire in the corner. Then - start rubbing your prospective employer's shoulders. If I were interviewing you I might well give you the job for this |
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