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When they ask you "Where do you see yourself in five years?" look the guy straight in the eye and say, "Doing your job."
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Give the interviewer a box with his daughter's severed finger inside and say, "I think we both know who is getting the corner office."
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Mar 24, 2017 01:35
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Whatever job you are going for have some magic tricks rehearsed. I can't tell you how many jobs I have got with the you-have-a-coin-behind-your-ear trick. HR loves that poo poo.
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Mar 25, 2017 01:49
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When the interviewer reaches out to shake your hand, spit in his face, then apologize profusely. This will show that you have humility and are a team player.
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Mar 26, 2017 01:55
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*I walk into my job interview in a tank top and shorts*
Boss: Do you think that's proper attire for a job interview? You should be wearing a suit and tie.
Me: But then you wouldn't see these guns.
*I strike a double biceps pose that would make Schwarzenegger weep*
Boss: You're hired!
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