Job interview tips.

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vanisher

Smash your interviewer with a picture frame. Then tell them to shout out "I've been framed!" when they run out of the office.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 04:05

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vanisher

A heavy coating of Vaseline on the palms will leave an impression not soon forgotten with the hiring manager after your handshake.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 04:07

vanisher

Be constantly drinking water during the interview. Like you are dying of thirst. Gasp loudly for air between chugging. Let the water pour down your face, making your clothing slick with moisture. Answer in short raspy responses between gulps.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 04:10

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