Someone almost murdered a journalist with a gif on twitter

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social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Kurt Eichenwald is a journalist and more importantly than that he is a tweetman serving up a slice of real pain 2 all the haters and more important than all of that kurt eichenwald is an epileptic

accordingly, some guy sent Kurt a flashing animated gif that say u deserve a seizure for your opinions or something and wouldn't u know

Anyways the guy who posted the tweet is going 2 court for trying to kill my man kurt the hurt hte locker
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/843863808217141249

here is a great spot 2 post about weaponized tweets like the cyberpully one honk honk skeeter out

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BUTTERWORBS: Oct 16, 2002

kurt eichenwald sucks rear end and i wish he would have died from the pepe gif or whatever

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:16

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

how long until it is illegal 2 tweet that pic of the dog in the burning house saying this is ok

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:16

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

social vegan posted:

how long until it is illegal 2 tweet that pic of the dog in the burning house saying this is ok

probably after dogs get the vote

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:19

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

i am allergic to pictures of the original fat pikachu

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:18

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Klurf Shakinbald

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:19

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

As well as a not-so-smart decision by Rivello to upload a picture of himself holding his own driver�s license to his iCloud account�and a retained copy of the exact GIF Rivello supposedly sent to Eichenwald.

Rivello also allegedly took a number of screenshots with his phone, mostly of Eichenwald�s Wikipedia page, but also of articles about photosensitive epilepsy, lists of �commonly recorded epileptic triggers,� and even mainstream news coverage of Eichenwald�s medical episode.

lol

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:20

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

lmao I got some pics of T*m Br*dy to send to that guy

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:21

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

A seizure? That guy deserves a wedgie and his lunch money taken away

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:21

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

it's effed up that twitter allowed account sharing w his wife tho

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:22

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

As well as a not-so-smart decision by Rivello to upload a picture of himself holding his own driver�s license to his iCloud account�and a retained copy of the exact GIF Rivello supposedly sent to Eichenwald.

Rivello also allegedly took a number of screenshots with his phone, mostly of Eichenwald�s Wikipedia page, but also of articles about photosensitive epilepsy, lists of �commonly recorded epileptic triggers,� and even mainstream news coverage of Eichenwald�s medical episode.

lol

RIVELLO claimed this post was a joke.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:23

Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

lol at "this is his wife, this definitely isn't Kurt Eichenwald. I've reported you to the cyber police"

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:27

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Hey check it out I'm gonna mass murder the SomethingAwful forums over the Internet.

*snip*

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

*snip*

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS

*snip*

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

*foams at the mouth while being shot by the cybercops*

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 1, 2017

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:30

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

scuba school sucks posted:

Hey check it out I'm gonna mass murder the SomethingAwful forums over the Internet.

gif

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

gif

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS

gif

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

*foams at the mouth while being shot by the cybercops*

Enjoy your lifetime jail sentence for attempted murder rear end in a top hat!!!!

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:34

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

scuba school sucks posted:

Hey check it out I'm gonna mass murder the SomethingAwful forums over the Internet.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

*foams at the mouth while being shot by the cybercops*

prepare to feel the full force of the law, citizen

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:36

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

hi this is kurt's wife it's hard to type past my large beautiful breasts and i keep getting distracted by my beautiful looks in the reflection of the monitor and also my thoughts of how much i love kurtwhat was i saying

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:39

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

The posts with the mosts.

seizures

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:40

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

imo seizures are bad

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:40

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Frog Act posted:

prepare to feel the full force of the law, citizen

You're a lovely negotiator Judge. You know why? You got no fuckin LEVERAGE!

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:42

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Eichenwald is a lovely dumbass but I don't want him dead.

still, this is a funny series of events. reality is really stupid.

ps: it's "find a stranger in the Alps" smdh

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:42

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

If seeing a flashing gif could kill me I would turn off auto play. Like, the first thing I would do.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:48

Boinks: Nov 24, 2003

Didn't this guy sext a bunch of little boys for "research" or something?

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:49

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

It's too bad tweeting isn't terminal.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:50

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Boinks posted:

Didn't this guy sext a bunch of little boys for "research" or something?

https://theoutline.com/post/749/the-agony-and-the-ecstasy-of-kurt-eichenwald

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:51

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Boinks posted:

Didn't this guy sext a bunch of little boys for "research" or something?

paid one of them $2k

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:51

afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

how strange that someone like eichenwald wouldn't have autoplay on images off, if he were so sensitive to strobing images. even stranger that he would continue to persue criminal charges against a hero marine who fought in an immoral war he supported, merely for engaging in mischievous banter.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:54

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

I hope that they start investigating use of the goatman soon, because my fetish is being summarily executed against a brick wall along with several other civilian-partisans

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:56

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

I wish the gif has murdered him so we could get a law and order episode about it

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:56

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

allahu trapbar

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:56

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Too bad it didn't kill more

# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:59

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

BUTTERWORBS posted:

kurt eichenwald sucks rear end and i wish he would have died from the pepe gif or whatever

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:00

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

we have to work on weaponizing our memes imo

imagine krustying someone to death

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:06

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:09

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

social vegan posted:

it's effed up that twitter allowed account sharing w his wife tho

WTF? How is this even possible? :pwn:

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:15

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

big nipples big life posted:

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:18

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

I wish someone would give ME a seizure

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:18

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I kill anyone yet?

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:23

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

scuba school sucks posted:

Hey check it out I'm gonna mass murder the SomethingAwful forums over the Internet.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

*foams at the mouth while being shot by the cybercops*

I was hoping your murder attempt would be successful and finally end my suffering but it did not.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:28

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

ban assault gifs

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b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

big nipples big life posted:

Lmbo

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:35

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