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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

Kurt Eichenwald is a journalist and more importantly than that he is a tweetman serving up a slice of real pain 2 all the haters and more important than all of that kurt eichenwald is an epileptic

accordingly, some guy sent Kurt a flashing animated gif that say u deserve a seizure for your opinions or something and wouldn't u know



Anyways the guy who posted the tweet is going 2 court for trying to kill my man kurt the hurt hte locker
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/843863808217141249

here is a great spot 2 post about weaponized tweets like the cyberpully one honk honk skeeter out

lol!

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

social vegan posted:

hi this is kurt's wife it's hard to type past my large beautiful breasts and i keep getting distracted by my beautiful looks in the reflection of the monitor and also my thoughts of how much i love kurtwhat was i saying

kurt was also the assailant n a mysterious act of self-sabotage

sout
Apr 24, 2014

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

I kill anyone yet?

just me

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

poverty goat posted:

ban assault gifs

No honest man needs more than ten frames.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
The best part of this entire saga is that former pedophile-forum moderator Kurt Eichenwald never even had a seizure, but used the classic "this is Kurt's mom, you guys are in big trouble now" maneuver

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


OoOooOoOoooOoo

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/282150921645981696

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol nobody that level just does "kung fu"

what lineage fuckface??????



:goonsay:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

yo why would u mess with that guy????

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
This would have been perfectly hilarious except fir the epilepsy part. Which is a bit of a paradox but whatever.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Can you weaponize stupid?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i wish i could murder op w/ a gif so he wouldnt post anymore

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i actually dont every life is precious regardless of how bad the posting <3

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

If seeing a flashing gif could kill me I would turn off auto play. Like, the first thing I would do.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Moridin tryna start beef with Kurt Eichenwald's large kung fu son

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

flerp posted:

i actually dont every life is precious regardless of how bad the posting <3

flerp i thought you died or were incarcerated or whatever anyways welcome back buddy

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Weaponized tweets. The future is now.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
ive always been dead

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Lmbo



Shampy
Apr 27, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

lol if that's true he deserves a second seizure for being such a dick

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeesh

https://twitter.com/ironyboytxt/status/842967258787954692

maybe it would've been a good thing if he died actually.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


scuba school sucks posted:

Hey check it out I'm gonna mass murder the SomethingAwful forums over the Internet.



THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY



THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS



THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

*foams at the mouth while being shot by the cybercops*


I was just murdered by this post. You're in dutch now, mister.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

but what if you do kill someone?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If you know someone can get seizures and purposely trigger them to cause them harm, that is assault. How does it matter because the medium is the internet?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

BONGHITZ posted:

but what if you do kill someone?

I was considering rubbing my hands together and saying "...just as planned..." with a nefarious sneer on my face, but I'm reconsidering, I might go with the fiendish grin.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

This is scratchandsniff's mom and he ejaculated upon seeing this gif. This is sexual assault and you have been reported to the police.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ScratchAndSniff posted:

This is scratchandsniff's mom and he ejaculated upon seeing this gif. This is sexual assault and you have been reported to the police.

Same

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

If I made a siezure gif I would have it say "Carpe diem"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

If you know someone can get seizures and purposely trigger them to cause them harm, that is assault. How does it matter because the medium is the internet?

You're right ofc it's just kind of a funny situation still.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Machai posted:

If I made a siezure gif I would have it say "Carpe diem"

:vince:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

You're right ofc it's just kind of a funny situation still.

Is it so different from trying to get suicidal people to kill themselves? There are actual sociopaths in the world e.g. anne frank fiction who psychologically tortured an ill man to suicide. rip. Cyber bullying can get hosed.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

Is it so different from trying to get suicidal people to kill themselves? There are actual sociopaths in the world e.g. anne frank fiction who psychologically tortured an ill man to suicide. rip. Cyber bullying can get hosed.

It can but we're talking about a gif here :shrug:

e: I mean don't get me wrong if the dude's intent was to cause a seizure and acted with malice and forethought then that's def a crime it's just... kinda funny that someone was laid low by a gif is all. The meme wars are beginning

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

i like that posted:

Is it so different from trying to get suicidal people to kill themselves? There are actual sociopaths in the world e.g. anne frank fiction who psychologically tortured an ill man to suicide. rip. Cyber bullying can get hosed.

on the other hand, gently caress Kurt Eichenwald

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they should wait til it happens who doesn't totally deserve seizures delivered by random internet folks.

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
SMH if he gets in trouble for this

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