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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


If it's a jewelry store it can easily be both

E: lmao pay is a quickly ordered jimmy johns or pizza. That's amazing

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


squidflakes posted:

This one is extra fun because whoever wants these photos also wants a photographer who's got a studio, access to fitness equipment or a gym, and a group of models on call. All for the princely sum of nothing!

We get a lot of poo poo like this in Houston. Every 19 year old who lives near the city thinks they are going to be a rapper, rap promoter, or some job title that strings together words like "manager" "promoter" and "Aesthetic" except they usually spell it "ascetic." For some reason, Friday afternoons tend to be the time they all congregate and more than once, some dipshits have stopped city traffic so they can get shots of a model in club wear standing in the middle of a busy intersection.


The same guy has a job up on meetaphotographer.com and while not as detailed, he is still specifying that you need an HD camera to make HD photos and take HD movies. The Bryan Rawlins Brand wants nothing to do with standard definition!

the random Capitalized words in This listing really Make It

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


"Aerial cinematographer" is a hell of a spin on "drone operator"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Oh i love that 2nd one. "payment will be deferred" is a new one on me

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Some Delaware music fest wanted fans to pay $500 for the privilege of shooting the concerts for them

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lmao

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