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im Catholic and believe God exists but i don't think God takes as much interest in humanity as some assert a mantra of mine is "God answers all prayers, but sometimes the answer is 'No'"
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Zippy the Bummer posted:im Catholic and believe God exists but i don't think God takes as much interest in humanity as some assert That's cool
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Mar 23, 2017 05:50
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I bet you read a lot of Nietzsche actually philosophy is one of the more insufferable topics and all i read is science fiction
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Mar 23, 2017 05:50
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Sid Vicious posted:That's cool Oh but just like for the record God is absolutely not real
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Mar 23, 2017 05:50
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god dead so what
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Mar 23, 2017 05:52
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After reading several world religions and putting it through a modern understanding of morality.. if there is a God, he's the bad guy. The most insane, blood crazed dictator of all time. People love to repeat how God is love, while God tells you that he loves you - but will smite you for eternity if you don't fall to your knees worshiping him. Seriously if the biblical God was a real person with a similar track record he would be sitting next to a line up of the worst dictators of all time, as the king. True believers who think torture is wrong make me laugh because yeah, hurting someone in the real world a little is so rough.. yet God's just for taking this person we refused to hurt and sticking them in a trillion year lake of fire. Uh-huh. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Mar 23, 2017 |
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Mar 23, 2017 05:52
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God is a scientist and we are the cute little white mice.
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Mar 23, 2017 05:52
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Space Crabs posted:actually philosophy is one of the more insufferable topics and all i read is science fiction We're all living in a simulation.
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Mar 23, 2017 05:52
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Sid Vicious posted:Oh but just like for the record God is absolutely not real i believe in you sid
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Mar 23, 2017 05:54
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Zippy the Bummer posted:im Catholic and believe God exists but i don't think God takes as much interest in humanity as some assert the only problem with your stupid mantra is that you never know the answer until it's too late then you're really wasting your time
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Mar 23, 2017 05:55
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i believe in you sid
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Mar 23, 2017 05:55
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Holy poo poo am I God
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Mar 23, 2017 05:57
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Just tried to make my own dick bigger and we'll I'm not God
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Mar 23, 2017 05:57
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God swore an oath that it would never try to destroy all humans with a massive flood didnt saying anything about climate change, comets or black holes
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Mar 23, 2017 05:58
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Sid Vicious posted:Just tried to make my own dick bigger and we'll I'm not God Works for me, am I god?
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Mar 23, 2017 05:59
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Hell most Christians still don't seem to get that God destroys the world. Hell if you re-read the story of Revelations, what is even the crime? The "evil" side comes to Earth and brings us peace on Earth, peace in the middle east even, prosperity on a global scale and more.. God promptly wipes them out for with ludicrously over the top plagues and destroys the whole planet. Yet I can't really tell what "evil" he's supposed to be cleansing. If anything it sounds like his rival did a better job running the planet and he flipped the game board like a pissed off 7 year old. ED: Actually the most horrifying/interesting part of Revelation to me is when all of Earth's armies unite to try to fight God and fail; while the implication is the anti-Christ is trying to fight him, there's something kind of Chtulu-esque about that. Sid Vicious posted:Holy poo poo am I God Glory to Herbert West!
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Mar 23, 2017 05:58
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Bareback Werewolf posted:We're all living in a simulation. i'm sure some universes developed some societies that developed the ability to simulate even more universes but that's really neither here nor there
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Mar 23, 2017 05:59
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I challenge any Christian to a YouTube debate.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:00
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Jesus is my power bottom
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Mar 23, 2017 06:00
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Sid Vicious posted:Just tried to make my own dick bigger and we'll I'm not God have you tried pornhub
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Mar 23, 2017 06:00
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One time I read a cool story about Satan being cast down from Heaven, so he raised forces in Hell to combat God. Successful, he cast God from Heaven & sat with laze upon the throne of Heaven. God, spurned, built an army to overthrow Satan from the throne of Heaven and cast him back to Hell. Satan grew wise and saw the cycle before him, thereby deciding to reside over the lost souls of Hell and abandon the war with God. Welp, thanks for reading! NOT!!
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Mar 23, 2017 06:02
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myDad posted:One time I read a cool story about Satan being cast down from Heaven, so he raised forces in Hell to combat God. Successful, he cast God from Heaven & sat with laze upon the throne of Heaven. God, spurned, built an army to overthrow Satan from the throne of Heaven and cast him back to Hell. Satan grew wise and saw the cycle before him, thereby deciding to reside over the lost souls of Hell and abandon the war with God. That's pretty cool actually in that satan is a loser!! haha
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Mar 23, 2017 06:03
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myDad posted:One time I read a cool story about Satan being cast down from Heaven, so he raised forces in Hell to combat God. Successful, he cast God from Heaven & sat with laze upon the throne of Heaven. God, spurned, built an army to overthrow Satan from the throne of Heaven and cast him back to Hell. Satan grew wise and saw the cycle before him, thereby deciding to reside over the lost souls of Hell and abandon the war with God. I read a story about a kid getting its guts sucked out of his rear end at the bottom of a pool.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:04
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I read a story about a kid getting its guts sucked out of his rear end at the bottom of a pool. Chuck Pahlaniuk has some dang issues man
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Mar 23, 2017 06:08
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Sid Vicious posted:Chuck Pahlaniuk has some dang issues man That's the only short story of his I actually remember. He's a really awful writer.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:13
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Bareback Werewolf posted:That's the only short story of his I actually remember. He's a really awful writer. Tyler Durden isn't real !
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Mar 23, 2017 06:14
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I think God might exist, who knows, lotsa people care wayyyy to much about that kinda thing!
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Mar 23, 2017 06:13
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He wrote some poo poo about a really pissed off kid that brings a gun to school. I forget if the kid shoots up his class and teacher but he's definitely shot by a cop and his lock in his pocket saves him or something
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Mar 23, 2017 06:14
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smug n stuff posted:I think God might exist, who knows, lotsa people care wayyyy to much about that kinda thing! Hey hey get off that dang fence
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Mar 23, 2017 06:14
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A god, a hog, a big fat log
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Mar 23, 2017 06:19
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If God exists and He created the universe Then: God created it as a science fair project, and based upon the quality of His project, His parents have actually decided to take the guidance counselor's advice and enroll Him in those special ed classes the counselor recommended.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:18
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Oh also there's a rad as hell Christianity thread in A/T, maybe you could read that Pick idk.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:19
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genesplicer posted:If God exists and He created the universe I am God it turns out based on this
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Mar 23, 2017 06:19
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genesplicer posted:If God exists and He created the universe Cool old person joke.
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Mar 23, 2017 06:21
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genesplicer posted:If God exists and He created the universe Hahaha
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Mar 23, 2017 06:22
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Pick posted:I am Catholic. I will try to talk to God sometimes. Not convinced anyone is listening to me, though. But I go to church off and on. Catholic means no condom heh heh 
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Mar 23, 2017 06:22
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if god didn't exist he wouldn't have gifted us tonight with genesplicer trying to make a joke lol
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Mar 23, 2017 06:22
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Psycho Society posted:if god didn't exist he wouldn't have gifted us tonight with genesplicer trying to make a joke lol Or pornos
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Mar 23, 2017 06:22
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genesplicer posted:If God exists and He created the universe god has no parents, dummy cause he doesn't exist!!
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genesplicer posted:If God exists and He created the universe Nah actually he's just a complete idiot like us who's got no idea what he's doing like can u imagine having to run the universe, sheesh 
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