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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
it's really good

God bless those monks

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
yeah it's p good but sporadically, u gotta mix it in i instead of drinking it all night

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

let it mellow posted:

yeah it's p good but sporadically, u gotta mix it in i instead of drinking it all night

yeah the good stuff is like 10% ABV so you have to pace yourself

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
La Fin Du Monde!

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
It's good but it's very fussy about the temperature to actually enjoy it at

And you're supposed to pour it into a special glass

A lotta work when I can just drink the worst beer in the world, ice cold straight from the can

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
four loko 4 lyfe

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

cool new Polack jokes posted:

It's good but it's very fussy about the temperature to actually enjoy it at

And you're supposed to pour it into a special glass

A lotta work when I can just drink the worst beer in the world, ice cold straight from the can

I buy a couple bottles from BevMo, stick em in my fridge then pour em in a wine glass

might not be getting whatever ridiculous optimum flavor profile that beer snobs insist on but it's good enough for my unworthy heathen rear end

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I found a place that had a special where if you bought some Unibroue beer they gave you a glass. Yep, I have the whole set.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
this is the only one I've had. pretty good.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

this is the only one I've had. pretty good.



You're loving eh right it is!

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

this is the only one I've had. pretty good.



This poo poo is tight as gently caress. A good way to start a drinking session is with one of these bad boys, but you definitely can't drink Chimay all night.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PotatoManJack posted:

you definitely can't drink Chimay all night.

Oh Horse poo poo.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Have had Trappist beer and chocolate. I live near a monastery. It's all very good.

choprite
Sep 29, 2007
just about as retarded as you'd think
orval is probably the best btw

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I don't think it's Trappist but duchess de Bourgogne is probably my all-time favourite beer that I'm able to buy at the store vs one on vacation I wont have til I'm back there

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*is a monk*

*makes beer so I dont touch myself*

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Alan Smithee posted:

*is a monk*

*makes beer so I dont touch myself*

Where do you think the monks get the yeast for the beer??

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

trap house beer

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Westmalle and Rochefort dubbels (or 8s if you want to call them that) were my everyday-beers when I was living in Belgium.

mmm... could drank them erryday.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Matey posted:

trap house beer

BWOOOP BWOOOOOP BWOOOP

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

actually that's a very offensive term, please call it transist beer from now on

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
the original trappin

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10
a shop near me started selling westvleteren which i means ill be drinking $15 beer more often now. that stuff owns but seriously rochefort 10 is similar enough and only a third of the price... eh i guess when you splurge you gotta go all the way

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Trappist beer is far better than IPA.

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
I like New Belgian Trippel Ale which isn't actually New Belgian it's just New Belgian Style which is probably a selling point I guess but the local store always has it on sale so it's cheap and I'm cheap. Also I have a cold.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Aix posted:

a shop near me started selling westvleteren which i means ill be drinking $15 beer more often now. that stuff owns but seriously rochefort 10 is similar enough and only a third of the price... eh i guess when you splurge you gotta go all the way

Yeah I was drinking some westvleteren 12 the other day, pretty good. But for Rochefort, you gotta go with the 6, it accounts for only 2% of total production and it's what the monks drink themselves. Mild and smooth.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Aix posted:

a shop near me started selling westvleteren which i means ill be drinking $15 beer more often now. that stuff owns but seriously rochefort 10 is similar enough and only a third of the price... eh i guess when you splurge you gotta go all the way

Beersnob named my piss the greatest brew of all time so now every craft hipster is lining up for a tap

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

yeah the good stuff is like 10% ABV so you have to pace yourself

5.2% ABV and probably one of the best trappists



4.8% ABV

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Alan Smithee posted:

Beersnob named my piss the greatest brew of all time so now every craft hipster is lining up for a tap

I live in the Low Countries, they sell bottles of Westmalle at the supermarket for €1.80 and not just assholes drink them

It's so cheap I usually use it as the base when I make stews (out of horse meat)

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

5.2% ABV and probably one of the best trappists



4.8% ABV



orval is my favorite of all beers

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10

Alan Smithee posted:

Beersnob named my piss the greatest brew of all time so now every craft hipster is lining up for a tap
gotta get in line, i heard the midstreams the best

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

hakimashou posted:

orval is my favorite of all beers

Brettanomyces yeast makes some really unique beers.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
is this when a beer actually has a penis

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

yeah the good stuff is like 10% ABV so you have to pace yourself

the monk magic makes you not die so maybe don't b a pussy chugalug and praise jah or jesus yaweh

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
its too strong and I fall over a lot when i'm drinking it so in short, 4 stars,

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

twoday posted:

I live in the Low Countries, they sell bottles of Westmalle at the supermarket for €1.80 and not just assholes drink them

It's so cheap I usually use it as the base when I make stews (out of horse meat)

Hi me too

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Trappist beer is so heavy and unfiltered and yeasty and filling because it's supposed to help you get through lent, so actually the way you're supposed to drink it is steadily throughout the entire day on an empty stomach

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Proost, gast

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the abt 12 monk looks so happy he's getting me so hosed up

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Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

420 Westmalle trippel every day!

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