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Apr 27, 2024 12:01
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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It's not racist if it's true
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Mar 24, 2017 01:37
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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Bill said they're gonna rent out the VFW for Patty and his 25th anniversary, you wanna go? They got $2 longnecks. Could be fun.
Lavelle did pretty well against ours boys last week, 21-14. That Henderson boy s'got a good arm on him. Reminds me of Allen Rochester from when we were in high school. Remember him? What's he up to now? Last I heard he moved down to Oklahoma and was working at a machine processing plant.
It's not a race thing, I don't even notice they're black. I think one of them is hispanic, even. it's just that they're always walking around in groups, and they're always out after dark. Who knows what they're doing. I just always see them around. Seems like there's more of'em than there used to be.
Lmao
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Mar 24, 2017 01:48
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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you from out of town? welcome, friend
Hello, where is a good place to get a bite to eat?
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Mar 24, 2017 02:04
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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I swear to God I'll beat Tray's rear end if I see him at Jesse's this weekend. He's been talking poo poo ever since Clay and him got wasted and got in a fight in the parking lot of the Alibi. Did you see that poo poo? Clay hit him so loving hard man, it was loving crazy. Deanna has a video of it on her phone.
Do we need anything from Wal-Mart before I get home from work? Those Lay's that Brandon likes are 2-for-1. But I think we might still have one. Yeah would you check for me? No, Save-A-Lot doesn't have the same deal, it's just Wal-Mart. No...no...yes, it's just Wal-Mart. No, it's just Wal...I was just there yesterday, I saw it. Well we can get it at Casey's but It'll be more expensive. I need gas though if we're going to the races tonight anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Did you see the picture's of Dee and Larry's kid? Yeah he's pretty cute. Doesn't really look too much like Larry though, ya know? Who was that guy she used to date, Tommy Herkens? Herkel? Yeah, the kind of, uh, swarthy guy. Yeah. The kids hair is pretty curly already and...I don't know. Just something I noticed.
Lmao, too real
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Mar 24, 2017 02:16
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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I don't think he's trying to take away or guns or anything like that, I just think he's gonna regulate the industry so much that we can hardly afford ammo. I mean look at the price of ammo, I can't ever remember it being so high. What goods a gun without ammo, you know. It'd be the smart way to do it, if he were going to. I'd just rather be safe than sorry.
Oh he's a good kid, I always liked him. Gay as the day is long though, HAH HAH. He's an alright kid though, got a good heart. Just real gay. Him and Cory been buddies since they were young, he's always just been a little fruity. Good kid though. Just gay s'all.
Is there something we can do about it though, I mean legally? Seems like there's been more of them as of late, I see them sleeping on porches and pushing their carts down Main Street almost every day. Course I have sympathy for 'em, but is there some place we can put them? I spent my whole life in this town and when I was young we didn't have folks living on the streets, asking for money. Course things were different back then. Just hate to see the way this world's going, don't want Johnsonville to end up that way. Folks round here have it hard enough without having to worry about someone robbing them or being bothered to hand out money every time they wanna go down to the medicine shop.
Lmao goddamn
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Mar 24, 2017 02:34
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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*Drinks beer sitting in an old lawn chair next to fire pit* .....mosquitos aren't too bad tonight... *ashes cigarette into separate empty beer can*
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Mar 24, 2017 02:42
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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Y'all gonna go see the barn raising?
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Mar 25, 2017 18:55
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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"Well, your uncle and I were kind of drunk, and we were driving around in my first '57 Chevy. The cream and red one. What do you mean, 'What kind of Chevy?' Corvettes are all I've owned from them.
Anyway we driving and drinking - which, by the way, you ever do that and I won't bail you out - and this was, I think 74? I was on night shift by then, anyway. So it was about 6 AM. We're out where 350 West meets 200 North and there are those train tracks, you know? Right even with the road.
So I stopped and backed and filled until I was on the track, your uncle egging me on, and then I just took off. Probably going g 40, 45. We made it a couple hundred feet, then the front wheels went off one way, the back wheels went off another way. Car was stuck. So we grabbed the beer and walked backed to (Uncle's) place. Finished the beer, I passed out.
I got up the next day, went to work, and when I can out the side entrance, there was my car! Sitting in the tow lot where the Credit Union is now. I had a spare key in my wallet, so I jumped in, turned it on, and got the hell out of there.
Later I found out a train came along those tracks, and managed to stop without hitting the car. The conductor then went up to the houses in front of the track, you know how those tracks are in the backyards of that row of houses? He went up and was like 'is this your car?'
It wasn't any of theirs, of course, so the train waited while the tow company came and got the car. They towed it to that lot, lucky for me."
"When I was about 15, I was in Brad Trout's convertible with George Cooper & a guy we called Red, cause of his hair. Don't rightly know his real name. He worked at the foundry with me for years. So did George. Brad died in Vietnam, remember, you got me an etching of his name from the wall when you went there on a field trip?
Anyway it was the four of us, sunny day, top down, and Brad was showing off. Suddenly the rode turnt from asphalt to gravel, and I see Brand yanking on the wheel from my seat behind him. Then we were in the air, then we were upside down, then I was in a ditch and the car was rolling off away from the road. Crazy poo poo.
Brad was finex he'd bailed out before I fell out. We found Red tucked in under the backseat, had to lift the car a bit so he could crawl out.
George? We found George just wandering around, in the woods on the otherside of the field.
Someone called the police, and an ambulance showed up. The other three were in back, I was up front with the ambulance guys. I must have been in shock because I kept reaching out and poking the button that made the siren go off, and the driver kept telling me to knock it off. I didn't, I pushed that button all the way to the hospital."
"When we were growing up, some of the older boys would stick blankets and tarps in the drainage ditch at the bottom of that real steep hill that meets another hill, that little valley. It would fill with water, cars would come through, hit the water, and their engines would die. We would then helpfully offer to push them out for a small fee. We were all dirt poor, every one of us lived in one of a few a tiny cabins, gotta remember that. We had to earn money somehow.
Anyway, one time this old boy with a 1940 (make, model, can't remember) truck came down, and hit the water. We appeared, offered help, and then realized the back of his truck was full of chickens. In cages. One of them was pecking Alex's hand the whole time. We get near the top, he just reaches out and wrings its neck.
The old man jumped out and commenced to hollering about his chicken, so we let go of the car and moved off to the side. The car was I neutral, so it started rolling backwards. It picked up a fair amount of speed before it hit that water." -chuckles- We'd only push him out if he agreed to pay us the original price and not make a fuss over the chicken."
"One time your uncle came home, told Mom he was going to a basketball game. She told him he wasn't allowed. He started arguing, and she just up and broke a big plate over his head!"
"I was quality control, my last 11 years at Chrysler. That meant we sat in the break room playing cards, and once an hour we'd go watch parts go by."
(I suggest such things contributed to the issues with the Americam big auto parts plants may have been somewhat causes by stuff like that)
"Hey, we had a UNION. Blah blah American made cars are still the best blah"
"There was a one-legged guy down at the foundry, we called him poo poo on a Stick."
Those are all.my dad. Who says "warsh" now just to aggravate me, but used to say it uniorically.
"That loving bitch, I'll kick her rear end, messing with my man. I will beat her rear end. There she is! Hey! Hey Amanda! Come here!"
-Amanda books it -
"Come back here! I just want to talk!"
-Amanda and other girl agree to meet after school at a parking lot. 50 people show up. They work out their differences without coming to blows, and people are disappointed-
-random loving person I may not even know comes up to me- "Hey, there's a rumor going around school that you're pregnant/on meth/blew a guy for McDonalds/have had five abortions."
-this continues long past mybhigh school graduation-
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Mar 25, 2017 22:15
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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CITY FOLK: Hey kids let's go to the farmer's market!
CITY KIDS: YEAAAAAAAA!
COUNTRY FOLK: Hey kids let's go to the farmer's market!
COUNTRY KIDS: NOOOOOOOOO!
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Mar 28, 2017 15:56
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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Lmao
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Mar 28, 2017 21:45
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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aw, hec
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I'd eat that pizza maybe with some ranch for dipping
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Mar 30, 2017 15:57
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Apr 27, 2024 12:01
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- Hector Beerlioz
- Jun 16, 2010
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*conspires with mayor and town council to keep the beaches open despite a recent shark attack so as not to scare away tourists*
Some children were karateing the picket fences
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