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With the 40th pick, the Carolina Panthers select Budda Baker, Safety out of Washington  No Irish Need Imply and the Bengals are up
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Literally phoning in the pick from the road, the New Orleans Saints decide to pick up some local homegrown talent and choose: LSU CB Tre'Davious White  Philly and 89 are on the clock.
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Sorry guys, moving day. Was a hard choice between this guy and someone else. But, you guys just ran hard on CBs and there's only 1 CB left in the upper tier. Ok, had that typed up and then did some more reading and watched a highlight video for the first time and wow. In the second round of the NFL Goon Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles pick... Oklahoma RB Joe Mixon 
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Bills select Adoree' Jackson, CB, Southern California.
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With the 13th pick of the 2nd Round of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select: Washington, CB, Sidney Jones  ShakeZula and the Colts are on the clock.
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With the 46th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts absolutely sprint to the podium and select Takkarist McKinley, OLB, UCLA   The Baltimore Ravens and The Puppy Bowl are on the clock
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With the 47th pick in the goon NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens select Cooper Kupp, WR, Eastern Washington Whatever, I think he'll be good. Vikings are up.
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With the 48th pick in the goon NFL draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Dion Dawkins, OG, Temple  The Washington Football Team is on the clock
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With the 49th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the phoneposting Washington Redskins select Jourdan Lewis, CB, Michigan. Tampa Bay and wandler20 are on the clock.
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With the 50th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Marcus Williams, S, Utah Denver and a neat cape are on the clock.
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With the 51st pick in the Goon Draft, the Denver Broncos select QB of the future, Davis Webb III, QB, California
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The Browns stroke their neckbeard in contemplative thought, look over to the Jersey with all the QB names and mutter "Not enough..." then in a booming broken voice akin to when a child hits puberty declare "WE WILL ADD NATHAN PETERSON...A TOTAL AVERAGE NON STANDOUT IN ANY WAY SORT OF QB FROM PITTSBURGH TO THIS LIST AS THE FACTORY OF SADNESS MUST PRODUCE!!" Seen here asking God why and what did he do to deserve this since he does not stand out or is offensive in any way "Wait...we picked a dude from Pittsburgh? gently caress. I...uh...hope the fans don't noticeOMGLOOKATTHETIMESHANGRI-LAWSCHOOLANDDETROITAREONTHECLOCK."
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There is a Wisconsin linebacker-sized hole in the heart of all Lions fans. UNTIL NOW. With the 53rd pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select T.J. Watt, LB, Wisconsin.  Amy Pole Her and the Miami Dolphins are on the clock.
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The Miami Dolphins no longer hate the Lions with the fury of 1000 suns after realizing Linebacker Jarrad Davis University of Florida was available
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The Giants take Adam Shaheen, TE, Ashland.
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With the 56th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Mojave Raiders select Chidobe Awuzie, CB, Colorado Sad King Billy and the Houston Romos are up next
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With the 57th pick of the Goon 2017 draft, the Houston Texans select Pat Elflein C from Ohio State Seattle and Jizz Denoument are now on the clock.
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With the 58th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select Montravius Adams, DT, Auburn No Butt Stuff and the Kansas City are up next
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With the 27th pick in the 2nd round, The Kansas City Chiefs Select, Fabian Moreau, CB, UCLA 
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With the 60th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Cordrea Tankersley, CB, Clemson Abugadu and the god drat loving packers are on the clock.
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With the 61st pick, the Green Bay Packers select Quincy Wilson, CB, Florida. Pittsburgh is on the clock.
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With the 62nd pick, the Steelers select Justin Evans, Safety, Texas A&M pubic works project and the Falcons are up
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With the 63rd pick, the Atlanta Falcons select Caleb Brantley, DT from the University of Florida. TheFlyingLlama and Carolina are on the clock.
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with the 64th pick, the Carolina Panthers select Antonio Garcia OT from Troy University. Gatts and the Browns are up
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Browns select WR Chad Hansen, California. Picture pending. San Fransisco may have a seat over there
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The San Francisco 49ers, having missed out on their chance at three QBs, switch gears and select: Derek Rivers, DE, Youngstown State. Go Penguins. Zimbomonkey and Chicago are up next.
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The Chicago Bears open a scrabble bag and out falls 2 J's and two U's... the spirits have told them to select Juju Smith-Schuster, WR, USC. Teva and the Jaguars, it's your turn to hold the Bag. Hopefully you don't get B-O-R-T again.
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The Jaguars, looking to get in on the running backs with discipline issues game, decide to go with Alvin Kamara. Los Angeles Rams - DariusLikewise, you're up.
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Chris Wormley DE Michigan for the Rams McMagic is up
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The Jets take Curtis Samuel, RB, THE Ohio State University.
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With the 71st Pick the Dean Spanos gently caress Train selects Jaleel Johnson, DT from Iowa Detroit Dogg and the Pats are on the clock
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With the 72nd pick in the Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Fish Smithson, S, Kansas
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Bengals take Ethan Pocic, Center, LSU
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In the 3rd Round of the Goon Draft...the Philadelphia Eagles select... Desmond King, CB, Iowa 
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Bills select Tyus Bowser, OLB, Houston.
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Saints finally get a DE and choose: Jordan Willis, DE, Kansas State  Arizona and Mr. Logan are up.
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With the 13th pick in the 3rd round of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select: Chris Godwin, WR, PennState  The Puppy Bowl and the Baltimore Ravens are on the clock.
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With the 78th pick of the 2017 NFL Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select Jake Butt, TE, Michigan Eltoasto and the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock. The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Apr 12, 2017 |
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With the 15th pick in the 3rd round, the Minnesota Vikings select Larry Ogunjobi, DT, Charlotte Shakezula and the Colts are on the clock.
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