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With the 80th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Isaac Asiata, OG, Utah Beer4TheBeerGod and the Washington Redskins are on the clock
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With the 81st pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Washington Redskins select Carl Lawson, DE, Auburn. a neat cape and Denver are on the clock.
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With the 82nd pick in the goon draft, the Denver Broncos continue to rebuild their offensive line with Nico Siragusa, Guard, San Diego State
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With the 83rd pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Tennessee Titans select LB Jalen-Reeves Maybin, Tennessee.
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With the 84th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Zay Jones, WR, East Carolina. Detroit and Shangri-Law School are on the clock.
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With the 85th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions sheepishly shuffle up to the podium and select Tarell Basham, DE, Ohio. Eltoasto and the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock.
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With the 86th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Gerald Everett, TE, South Alabama Saucer Crab and the Giants are on the clock...
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With the 87th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the New York Football Giants select Dorian Johnson, OG, Pittsburgh (ugh). warcrimes is up next.
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With the HHth pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Mojave Raiders select Kendell Beckwith, ILB, LSU. Sad King Billy and the Houston Texans are next. warcrimes fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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With the 89th pick of the 2017 Goon Draft Houston Texans pick Marcus Maye FS from Florida Sec. Jizz Denoument and the Seattle Seahawks are up next.
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With the 90th pick of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Seattle Seahawks have empowered the commissioner to announce their pick: Ahkello Witherspoon, CB, Colorado No Butt Stuff and the Kansas City Chiefs are on the clock
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With the 91st pick, the Chiefs select Duke Riley, OLB, LSU incompetent and the Cowboys are on the clock.
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With the 92nd pick of the 2017 Goon Draft, The Cowboys waste it on Josh Jones, S, NC State Abugadu and the Packers are on the clock.
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With the 93rd pick of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Packers select Erik Magnuson, OG, Michigan Pittsburgh is on the clock.
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With the 94th pick the Steelers select Alex Anzalone, ILB, Florida Pubic works project and the Falcons are on the clock
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With the 95th pick, the Atlanta Falcons select Bucky Hodges, TE, Virginia Tech Detroit_Dogg and the New England Patriots are on the clock.
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With the 96th pick, the New England Patriots realize they're overmatched by all these other skilled GMs and in their blind panic are barely able to stammer out the name of Fred Ross, WR, Mississippi State  Amy Pole Her and the Miami Dolphins are on the clock
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Miami picks Jaleel Johnson, DT IOWA
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With pick 34 of the 3rd round, Carolina selects Dalvin Tomlinson, DT from Alabama  The Puppy Bowl and the Ravens are up
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With the 35th? pick of the 3rd round, the Baltimore Ravens select Corn Elder, CB, Miami Demon and the Tennessee Titans are on the clock.
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With the 100th pick of the Third Round in the NFL Goon Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Tanoh Kpassagnon, DE from Villanova.
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The Miami Dolphins amend their earlier pick and select Carlos Watkins, DT, Clemson a neat cape and the Broncos are on the clock
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With the 101st pick, the Denver Broncos use all of the clock to select Eddie Vanderdoes, DT, UCLA JIZZ DENOUEMENT and the Seattle Seahawks are on the clock
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With the 102nd Pick in the 2017 GOON NFL Draft, the Seattle Seahawks selected: Roderick Johnson, OT, FSU New Orleans and Silly Burrito are on the clock.
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With the next pick, the Saints shop for a potential right tackle replacement if Peat can't do it and choose: David Sharpe, OT, Florida Kansas City and No Butt Stuff are up.
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With the 104th pick, (3rd round, 40th pick) the Kansas City Chiefs select Ryan Anderson, OLB, Alabama. Perry the Platypus and Pittsburgh are now on the clock.
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With the 105th pick (3,40,) the Steelers select Marlon Mack, rb, South Florida
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With the 106th pick, the Seattle Seahawks select ArDarius Stewart, WR, Alabama mcmagic and the New York Jets are on the clock
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The Jets select Brandon Barnes, TE Alabama St with the 107th pick.
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Browns draft Colin Holba Long Snapper because Browns
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With Joe Mixon off the board, at 109 the 49ers look to Dede Westbrook (WR, Oklahoma) to fill their new-GM-learning-experiences quota. Teva and Jacksonville are up next. Coldforge fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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Jags select hometown hero Demarcus Walker. zimbomonkey on the clock.
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The Chicago bears select Davon Godchaux, LSU DT. I'm on my phone but I'm 90%sure I didn't see him.
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With the 112th pick in the draft the Rams select Malachi Dupre, WR LSU
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On behalf of the Los Angeles Chargers I select Amara Darboh WR Michigan.
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Pick 114 sees Rasul Douglas going to Washington.
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Panthers select Trey Hendrickson, DE out of Florida Atlantic Bengals and NoIrishNeedImply are up
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