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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
With the first pick of the 2017 Goon Draft the Cleveland Browns select

Myles Garrett DE, Texas A&M



Seen here in his environment, he is majestic as he is pretty like a pony

Coldforge and the San Frans are on clockage...

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
With the 12th pick in the 2017 NFL Draft the Cleveland Browns pick O.J. Howard, Tightest of Ends from Alabama because SOMEONE stole Foster from under them...grumble mumble.



Seen here making a bitch out of his opponent who cannot help himself but be drawn to his groin area like a magnet and hopefully this will translate to the NFL.

Mr. Logan is up for Arizona.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
With the first pick of round 2 the Cleveland Browns scratch their heads and over-reach for OBI MELIFONWU, SS, Connecticut.



Seen here on TV.

Coldforge and San Fran is up.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
The Browns stroke their neckbeard in contemplative thought, look over to the Jersey with all the QB names and mutter "Not enough..." then in a booming broken voice akin to when a child hits puberty declare "WE WILL ADD NATHAN PETERSON...A TOTAL AVERAGE NON STANDOUT IN ANY WAY SORT OF QB FROM PITTSBURGH TO THIS LIST AS THE FACTORY OF SADNESS MUST PRODUCE!!"



Seen here asking God why and what did he do to deserve this since he does not stand out or is offensive in any way

"Wait...we picked a dude from Pittsburgh? gently caress. I...uh...hope the fans don't noticeOMGLOOKATTHETIMESHANGRI-LAWSCHOOLANDDETROITAREONTHECLOCK."

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Browns select WR Chad Hansen, California. Picture pending.

San Fransisco may have a seat over there

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

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Browns draft Colin Holba Long Snapper because Browns

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