My keyring has too many of those loop things

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > My keyring has too many of those loop things

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Do what I do. I keep all my keys loose in a stylish leather pouch and every morning when I leave the house I dump them out on the ground in front of my car and try each one. It's an entertaining game that starts my day.

Some of the neighbor's teenage kids run in and snatch a few keys here and there but I'm sure they'll return them soon. I like to think of it as a community building game I'm happy to be part of.

I'm sure they'll return my wife's car any day now.

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Space Taxi

Keys are actually prophylactics for rings. If you don't keep at least one key on a ring, it will multiply.

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