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Super Mario 64's camera is janky and awkward to control and leads to occasional deaths to even the best of players.
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Why aren't all the pieces in Tetris the long ones? That'd make professional play so much more viable.
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Mar 27, 2017 20:57
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Link to the Past's magic system feels tacked on and entirely unnecessary.
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Mar 27, 2017 20:59
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Kirios posted:Super Mario 64's camera is janky and awkward to control and leads to occasional deaths to even the best of players. That's a big part of why I liked Galaxy better, less jank than the old one.
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Mar 28, 2017 03:37
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shadow hearts 2 is good but you don't see joachim getting his rear end hosed by a bunch of indian guys, 7/10
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Mar 28, 2017 03:40
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everything about deus ex is clunky as hell and the ending is identical to mass effect 3
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Mar 28, 2017 05:23
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Re: Baldur's Gate II Trying to control a pausible real-time isometric game with 6 characters and an arcane, unknowable rules system is bullshit. You ever try to fight a wizard in that game? I swear there are 6 or 7 extremely specialized wizard spells you have to use to dispel their defenses or you're hosed. I don't even know if what I'm doing is working. I just throw pierces and ruby rays of reversals until my fighters can gibletize the drat thing.
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Mar 28, 2017 05:52
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Ocarina is unironically junk
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Mar 28, 2017 06:00
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breath of the wild is massive empty space dotted with forgettable mini events
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Mar 28, 2017 06:01
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magus' most prominent feature in his official character art is his codpiece poo poo wait we're supposed to talk about bad things nm
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Mar 28, 2017 06:07
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ff6's programming was a trashfire
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Mar 28, 2017 06:16
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JakeP posted:Ocarina is unironically junk agree, mm was deffo better
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Mar 28, 2017 06:17
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Doom needed a jump button.
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Mar 28, 2017 06:24
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Super Mario Bros 3 only gives you the boot for one level. Super Mario World's cape controls are garbage. FF7 has about 4 losable fights in the entire game and the final boss isn't one of them. OneEightHundred fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Mar 28, 2017 06:27
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Why does Garrett wear tap shoes when he knows he will be trying to sneak across tile floor?
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Mar 28, 2017 07:06
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that loving second disc of xenogears, man
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Mar 28, 2017 07:34
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Earthbound takes too long to get going.
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Mar 28, 2017 07:57
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Neither the ball nor the paddles in Pong move fast enough for the game to be exciting.
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Mar 28, 2017 08:19
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The Pac-Man lore doesn't make any sense once you start to really think about it. It lacks the depth of the Assassin's Creed series, with its interconnected worlds and long-running plot that carries from game to game.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:27
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Sid meier's alpha centauri is a piece of poo poo that leans heavily on amateurish sci-fi writing and is really badly balanced.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:28
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The "Mario" series is too linear, even in its Assassin's Creed-like open worlds, such as 64 and Galaxy.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:34
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Bioshock had one gimmick good enough to spawn a series and failed to ever make the same impact again
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Mar 28, 2017 11:34
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chrono trigger's world is too tight and restrictive particularly within any one era. what do you mean, there's a single country and castle on the entire planet at any one time???
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Mar 28, 2017 11:37
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The Metal Gear Solid series makes enemies way too powerful, and the player has too little health. This means it's almost impossible to go toe-to-toe with most of the foes, so the only viable approach is a stealth approach. Compare this to something like Assassin's Creed, in which the player has multiple ways to solve every problem, whether it's through stealth or combat.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:43
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Vagrant Story is one of the ugliest games of its entire generation and that's really saying something
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Mar 28, 2017 11:50
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Fallout 4 was a dumbing down of Skyrim which was a dumbing down of Fallout: New Vegas which had tried to fix Fallout 3 which was a dumbing down of Oblivion which was a dumbing down of Morrowind which was an okay addition to Elder Scrolls but really Daggerfall was the last time Bethesda had faith that their players didn't all have learning disabilities and could enjoy all aspects of the system. Bioshock is just Pretty System Shock 2. Should I feel honored or annoyed that they just copy and pasted the plot? Like, was it a nod to old school players, or did they just not have any ideas for a plot and they're like, oh hey what's this we got lying around?
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Mar 28, 2017 12:10
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Besides niche puzzle gimmick games, there hasn't been a single non-graphical innovation in FPS games in close to 20 years.
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Mar 28, 2017 12:36
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The new Doom feels like a bunch of monster arenas tacked on and stapled together, and feels little like the old Doom which had some great level design.
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Mar 28, 2017 14:40
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blackguy32 posted:The new Doom feels like a bunch of monster arenas tacked on and stapled together, and feels little like the old Doom which had some great level design. Clearly somebody didn't explore the new DOOM and its ten dozen secret passages and vertical areas.
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Mar 28, 2017 14:59
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Breath of the Wild is at best an 8. It's just "ubisoft game" with a bit of polish.
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Mar 28, 2017 15:00
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Clearly somebody didn't explore the new DOOM and its ten dozen secret passages and vertical areas. I have. Still didn't stop the game from being a long corridor of monster arenas. It was like all they looked at were the add-ons to Doom 2 and thought that was what the Doom experience was about.
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Mar 28, 2017 15:15
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Aisar posted:ff6's programming was a trashfire And story.
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Mar 28, 2017 15:28
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Morrowind has the worst combat of any game ever
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Mar 28, 2017 15:56
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the only time paradox games have been good is CK 2 and afterwards victoria was a trash fire of dumb mechanics and scripted railroad events stellaris learned none of the lessons from CK2 and EU IV and paradox is left with trying to fix a flawed game
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Mar 28, 2017 17:05
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Kirios posted:Earthbound takes too long to get going. Earthbound's humor was awful.
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Mar 28, 2017 17:18
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you don't see yuri get cornholed by that chinese guy in shadow hearts 1, either
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Mar 28, 2017 17:28
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TIE Fighter had some dumb mission design. In the mission where you had to disable the shuttle with the Emperor aboard, your wingmen might attack and blow it up (even if it was already disabled) unless you specifically ordered them to cease shooting. And the mission where you double-crossed the pirates who wanted to ransom a scientist could fail if one of the pirate fighters docked with a cruiser that couldn't get away anyhow.
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Mar 28, 2017 17:32
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you don't see gepetto jacking off with those two gay fashion dudes, also
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Mar 28, 2017 17:34
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blackguy32 posted:I have. Still didn't stop the game from being a long corridor of monster arenas. It was like all they looked at were the add-ons to Doom 2 and thought that was what the Doom experience was about. To be fair, that's how the majority of the community feels about it. In that vein, Doom 2 and all that followed were dumpster fires making GBS threads all over the beautifully handcrafted masterpiece that was DOOM.
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Witcher 3's combat is fundamentally garbage because they couldn't even get the engine to let you do the right sword hit and gave you no way of picking which swing Geralt does, so every time an enemy is in your grill he does a lengthy gap closer and every time they're far away he swings impotently. Even modders can't make it work and modders made W2s combat work!! E: last of us had exactly one puzzle repeated endlessly (can you find the pallet???) and 20% of a story in which they didn't even have the balls to kill beardy Nathan Drake. Communist Thoughts fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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