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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
1. close your eyes and slowly count to 10
2. pet a dog or cat
3. Breathe into a paper lunch bag
4. meditate
5. vicadin
6. walk backwards in a tight circle with your arms outstreched repeating "I'm not mad"
7. float on your back in your infinity pool
8. buy yourself something fun on Amazon
9. slap your own face
10. open your browser

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Ask a friend to help by screaming "CALM DOWN" at you.

sometimes this is neccesary

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

R-Type posted:

1. Stop being a piece of poo poo.

2. Stop being opinionated, kill your political polarity, murder your inner liberal.

3. Walk into a jet engine

trump is PRESIDENCT?????????? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGGGGGG

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ice Blue Mink posted:

Nice meltdown, OP.

:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Masturbate furiously.

YOU MEN ONLY WORSHOP YOUR DICKS I CANT CONTROL MY CAPS LOCK IM SO MADDD
:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
1 2 3 4 5 6 :argh: 7 8 9 10

*hyperventilates into paper bag*

*opens browser*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

when nothing matters everything is given perfect significance in regards to the present, and in fact the actions you do are infinitely perpetuated by the people around and after you.

what the heck this means?!?!?!? :argh: :argh: :argh:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the only way i can calm down these days is if i draw a face on a pumkin, turn it around, then draw a butt on the backside.

i am finally peace

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the fgner prints dont match biatch

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Anyone want to go to the community pool and take some lessons on drowning?


Serious inquiries only plz

dont wory boo ill hold u down

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