how to calm down

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I chant calm down to myself but ever since I saw that one Whitest loving whatever skit with a nigga abe Linclon interrupting the play I do it in that cadence.

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Gonna get so spliced offa that

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 23:11

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFbS_tk7CFY

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 23:14

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

uber_stoat posted:

I've been squeamish about hanging ever since I read a William Burroughs story that mentions how you automatically ejaculate when your neck breaks due to some hosed up nerve impulse. I mean I can clean out my rear end with an enema but they're still gonna find me with dirty underpants. it's unseemly.

and putting together the stuff for a gas suicide kit takes too much effort. ultimately I think I am too lazy to kill myself, which is just as well I guess.

There's a scene in either Dubliners or Ulysses, I forget which, where there is a hanging and all the ladies in the town can't help their instinct to rush the newly dead man and dab at the cum leaking through his pants with their hankies in a sort of hungry competition.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 03:43

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Stephen K. Bannon posted:

Ulysses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFbS_tk7CFY

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 04:10

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