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us vs also us posted:perhaps it is not, unheard of, for a mod to why dont you finish that sentence you little bitch
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Jeff Sichoe posted:This thread is now about Terminator 2 the day of Judgement
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i'm a big fan of the 5th element but i bet luck besson is a bigger fan OF THE 5TH GRADE lmao
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Drunk & Ugly posted:why dont you finish that sentence you little bitch be a really good poster! 
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Wait so Cara Delevigne gets to: 1.) Have a cooler name than me. 2.) Be a bisexualer women than me. 3.) Act in geekier movies than me. 4.) Be born of wealthy parents and grow up in QUOTE "one of the wealthiest districts in the world". 5.) Have more striking eyebrows than me. 6.) Be younger than me. (This one really grates because nothing short of time machine shenanigans can change that). 7.) Be taller than me. You know...I know god works in mysterious ways. But I am livid with this inequality. If there's ever a revolution, I'll make HER be MY farmboy. I'll order her around to fetch me a pail of water and all that. She'll be the one saying "As you wish". But each time she's saying it she really means "Go gently caress yourself". And I'll be okay with that as I sip on my lemonade that is now a luxury because revolutions also tend to gently caress up economics a bit. "Yeah I probably will" I'll think chuckling to myself as I slurp down another short glass of sugary chilled lemon juice. "I probably will"....
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come for the luc besson trailer, stay for the puritan Americans freaking out about age of consent laws in Europe
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phasmid posted:The comics of Valerian and Laureline were awesome. That is why I will not see this movie. same, the casting is atrocious and the writing tripe
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I liked that luc besson one with the French cops and they have to investigate murders at this weirdo college. Also those films in the French ghettos B-whatever
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Also obv Leon seeing how it is one of the greatest films ever
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Aging Millenial posted:come for the luc besson trailer, stay for the puritan Americans freaking out about age of consent laws in Europe
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Idk, I manage to feel revulsion at the thought of grown men having sex with literal children despite being European. Maybe you guys are just weird scumbags?
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KomodoWagon posted:Idk, I manage to feel revulsion at the thought of grown men having sex with literal children despite being European. Maybe you guys are just weird scumbags? America has an outsize influence in the world and many a dumb European apes Americans
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For example, America practically forced cannabis prohibition on the rest of the free world. We don't get enough poo poo for this.
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It's fun getting called dumb by a guy so who's so cripplingly mentally deficient he hasn't figured out how to get laid
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KomodoWagon posted:It's fun getting called dumb by a guy so who's so cripplingly mentally deficient he hasn't figured out how to get laid Lmao. Nerve = hit. 
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Mar 30, 2017 14:35
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Lots of American rock stars legally adopted young girls so they could gently caress them, Ted Nugent and Steven Tyler come to mind. I think one of the Rolling Stones did too but he's British so....
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Aging Millenial posted:Lmao.
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KomodoWagon posted:Yes, you really dunked on me hard with the novel, ingenious own that was calling me "dumb." You must be Triticum Guzzler's alt or something. Well done. Don't write a novel about it.
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Les Os posted:who in Hollywood is definitely not a pedophile? Mel Gibson
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if theirs grass on the field play ball IS WHAT A PEDO WOULD SAY <  >
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FaradayCage posted:Wait so Cara Delevigne gets to:
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Aging Millenial posted:come for the luc besson trailer, stay for the puritan Americans freaking out about age of consent laws in Europe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States In 1880, the age of consent was set at 10 or 12 in most states, with the exception of Delaware where it was 7.
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A 30 year old man predating on a kid in 10th grade is disturbing but guys with money can get away with anything.
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Aging Millenial posted:come for the luc besson trailer, stay for the puritan Americans freaking out about age of consent laws in Europe fun fact if besson wanted to marry a child in 2017 he'd have to move to the US  
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I was talking about films with a female cousin of mine years ago, and when the subject of Leon came up, she told me that she "Totally wanted to see Natalie Portman's character get together with Leon". I was a bit shocked to hear her say that. I enjoyed The Fifth Element. I'm not sure if I saw Ian Holm in anything between playing the nasty android Ash in Alien and his friendly and somewhat bumbling character in The Fifth Element, so that was nice. This film looks good to me, and I'm looking forward to it.
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Aging Millenial posted:come for the luc besson trailer, stay for the puritan Americans freaking out about age of consent laws in Europe my last gf was half my age. I'm 45. livin' the dream. whats funnier is they think they are the worlds sjw, and voted in trump Oh! and if you want to talk about the age to legally gently caress, then maybe dont bomb the poo poo out of places that then double down on such gems as "can only have sex after marriage" with no legal minimum age for marriage. staberind fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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staberind posted:my last gf was half my age. I'm 45. We haven't bombed france for 70 years dude
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Repo Man posted:I was talking about films with a female cousin of mine years ago, and when the subject of Leon came up, she told me that she "Totally wanted to see Natalie Portman's character get together with Leon". I was a bit shocked to hear her say that. yeah people are really stupid
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I wanted Leon to gently caress me as a 10 year old boy
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Natalie Portman is dumb looking.
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phasmid posted:Natalie Portman is dumb looking. actually she looks smart
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us vs also us posted:actually she looks smart Trap sprung, frenchie.
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leon would've been a good movie if it was actually about training some stupid kid to become an assassin and the big gunfight at the end wasn't present at all and is just the kid sniping the cop from a rooftop or something.
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God it must have been lovely to be Luc Besson waiting to release his bad movie and then pulp fiction comes out a month beforehand and blows it out of the water in every conceivable way
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The relationship in Leon doesn't really come off as creepy because Jean Reno's character is kind of childlike. There is much more to male/female relationships than the physical act of sex. The problem is though that IRL there's a ton of predatory and evil poo poo that goes down. It's unfortunate that in the fractured modern world that age isn't a reliable indicator of how woke someone is, but it's kind of the only one that's fair to use from a legal perspective. Also the new movie looks okay visually but the main characters look insufferable
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FaradayCage posted:Wait so Cara Delevigne gets to: No. Cara is a bad name,.
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I only read the first two Valerian things but the vibe I got from it was a pretty fun swingin' 60s suave spy type deal but transplanted into fantastical outer space/sci-fi settings. So it makes perfect sense to cast.....Dane DeHaan?!?!
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Tato posted:I only read the first two Valerian things but the vibe I got from it was a pretty fun swingin' 60s suave spy type deal but transplanted into fantastical outer space/sci-fi settings. So it makes perfect sense to cast.....Dane DeHaan?!?! Charisma and charm are overrated traits in adventure/action movie leads. What they really need is a sour faced boy that looks like he is going to yell "no gently caress YOU dad!" at any second.
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