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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Luc Besson is back, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I find that main actress unbelievably attractive and it turns out we're the same age

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I wanted Leon to gently caress me as a 10 year old boy

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Tumble posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy is a better successor to The Fifth Element than this shitfest "Valaryian" will be

and also this is somehow on topic here: I accidentally hooked up with a 19 year old girl at a party once (I'm 30); I only learned how old she was when she couldn't order a mimosa with brunch. "I'm gonna have a mimosa, want one?" "I can't.... I'm 19...." at first I was like 'fuuuuuuck i'm terrible' but she was cute and funny AND 19 WHICH IS LEGAL so I ran with it

turns out she was home from college for the summer lol. she was cool as hell though, we had a nice summer fling. her mom thought I was the loving devil at first but she eventually realized i wasn't messing with her daughters head or anything so she warmed up and started picking me all sorts of tomatoes and asparagus from their garden

I would beat the everloving poo poo out of you if I was her father, I would literally beat you to death.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Neutrino posted:

You mean because he was a goon? I could see that. I wouldn't want any of my daughters even giving the time of day to a neck-bearded, anime-swilling, fedora-headed, goony-goon. But if she wanted to date a rich director like Woody Allen, gently caress yeah. I would give Woody the keys to her chastity belt.

imagine your daughter coming home with a 30 year old goon, I would lose my loving poo poo. wait, you would let a 70 year old pedophile gently caress your daughter for money?

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