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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

WatermelonGun posted:

That movie makes me want to blow my brains out.

I love Gaspar Noe's movies. They're so loving degenerate and well done.

Who even starts a movie with a gay bathhouse fight scene that ends with a couple of guys jerking off while somebody get's their heads caved in by a fire extinguisher and then UP'S the violence later on. A brilliant, twisted motherfucker that's who.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Guardians of the Galaxy is a better successor to The Fifth Element than this shitfest "Valaryian" will be

and also this is somehow on topic here: I accidentally hooked up with a 19 year old girl at a party once (I'm 30); I only learned how old she was when she couldn't order a mimosa with brunch. "I'm gonna have a mimosa, want one?" "I can't.... I'm 19...." at first I was like 'fuuuuuuck i'm terrible' but she was cute and funny AND 19 WHICH IS LEGAL so I ran with it

turns out she was home from college for the summer lol. she was cool as hell though, we had a nice summer fling. her mom thought I was the loving devil at first but she eventually realized i wasn't messing with her daughters head or anything so she warmed up and started picking me all sorts of tomatoes and asparagus from their garden

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