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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
oh that will be the perfect addition to my Silent Hill nurse RealDoll. Thanks for the inspiration, OP

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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

I dunno about those ones that are anatomically correct, they are weird. keep it simple and functional is what I say.



I guess these are ok if you're the kind of guy who likes to gently caress car tires.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I need a thing to put my dick into that is as individual as my fedora

Why not a fedora fleshlight? Someone probably makes one, and if not, I bet you could really hit an unsatisfied niche.

VendaGoat posted:

Got drat, why not stick your dick into a microwaved honeydew?

loving nubs.

I'm afraid of burning my wingwong. :ohdear:

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

VendaGoat posted:

Be a man you loving millennial scum!

but how can I be a man without Vlad the Impaler????

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Maya Fey posted:

protip you can stick a vibrator inside your fleshlight and go back to gameing

a pro tip for your peen tip

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Lightning Lord posted:

I just gently caress the space where the pillow meets the couch surface of my corduroy sofa

Enjoy your rugburn while I have an extremely smooth experience with my zombie waifu




:swoon:

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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This one is made from a space aged latex that perfectly emulates the actual feel of a reel vagina. Or so I'm led to believe.

If it's on a reel, does it emulate the smell too? :haw:

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