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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We are proud fleshlight enthusiasts
 
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Jul 3, 2011



 Call me when you get one that is hand sculpted to the exact specifications of your own butt.

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Space Race Riot posted:

My fleshlight is a toilet paper tube jammed haphazardly into a faulty toaster, not all of us can swing that sweet zombie pussy

Make sure you use the bagel setting for best results.

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