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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We are proud fleshlight enthusiasts
 
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ClamdestineBoyster
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Taps crusted powdered semen into trashcan. Time to fill 'er up again. :unsmith:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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VendaGoat posted:

Let me make a sales pitch here.

So, for the price of one fancy dinner, or depending on your location, half the price of a fancy dinner for two people. I can get a device that flat out sucks the cum out of my body and doesn't come with any complications that a warranty can not solve?

Isn't technology wonderful?

Or just find a kraft dinner and anal chick. :shrug:

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