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for the past several years i have been training myself little by little to run on less and less sleep. it was easier when i was in high school. i could sleep three nights a week and still be fine. i was the champion of staying awake until i would let my eyes relax and see bugs crawling all over everything. one time i saw that and yelled and my boss at the mcdonalds i was working at looked at me funny because it was just a short yell and it didnt even sound like 'bugs' it was more like 'bwuhh'. that doesnt sound nearly as good though. ill squash you like a bwuhh. this paragraph used to be two paragraphs but i changed it back to one because i thought itd be funnier rear end a big long rant but now i cant find where in the paragraph the new words are showing up. anyways now that im getting older its harder for me to stay up even 36 hours. now when i close my eyes i see a totem of a mans head with a snake wrapped around it but the tail is an elephant trunk that dangles from the mans nose. parts of him turn invisible every time i disappoint him and he is mostly transparent now. how do i bring back the totem head man
the moral of the story is that i have been awake a very long time and i do my best shitposting when im past the 24 hour mark, but before the 48 hour mark because at that point it just stops being comprehensible. fellow goons with insomnia issues, when do you do your best shitposting?
also whats your favorite pokemon mines magic johnson
girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Mar 31, 2017
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One time I stayed up for three days and I thought I was Muad'dib
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everyone wants super powers but no one wants to lift these heavy rear end weights
RARRRUUUGGGGHHHHHHH
I remember you from the Night Crew threads back in the day, I think! I was just Poison Mushroom then. Good job getting mod!
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what if we could harness our farts and if could charge a super power bar and u could do a badasss knockout punch
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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Mar 31, 2017 14:50
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you already have the superpower of writing longer OPs than any mere mortal could make
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I want the power to generate a box of curry fried rice anytime I want
ah the going to the store type of super power
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i want the power to lose weight by eating chicken strips and my pokemon is larry bird
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You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
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Ah yes, your poison mushroom avatar was very memorable! I like your new one too.
Thank you. There's a part of me that wishes I'd kept my Nonon avatar for longer. I can't even go find it any more because SOAP broke.
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I think a lot of people have an unrealistic perspective on superpowers. They're all pining for comic book stuff and the like, when in reality they are already pretty super merely by being human.
Think about it - we're all a bunch of over-evolved hairless apes who think too much, worry too much about bullshit of our own devising, and can barely constrain our homicidal and destructive impulses that, if unleashed, could result in the whole world being scrubbed clean with atomic fire.
So from the perspective of other apes, we might as well be superheroes already. Sip your cuppah and think about it!
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super powers? seems a bit much , good old modest powers are enough for me, op
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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i have superpowers op
for instance, the power to look good wearing anything
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I have the power to look good wearing nothing
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a mild mannered fushigi enthusiast by day, by night i possess the ability to give people orgasms. i know this because they explicitly state they are having an orgasm during, like, "oh no I'm having an genuine orgasm, whoa, here it is, okay it's still going, okay it's done, it's over now, that was a real orgasm and wasn't faked" then they give me a root beer-flavored Dum Dum pop because I did such a good job
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a mild mannered fushigi enthusiast by day, by night i possess the ability to give people orgasms. i know this because they explicitly state they are having an orgasm during, like, "oh no I'm having an genuine orgasm, whoa, here it is, okay it's still going, okay it's done, it's over now, that was a real orgasm and wasn't faked" then they give me a root beer-flavored Dum Dum pop because I did such a good job
epic.... epic for the win.
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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But I have my cute bird now.
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The superpowers were inside of you all along op
In your power gland
My superpowers are a dildo?
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I want the power to generate a box of curry fried rice anytime I want
This but plain rice topped with a nam chim thale.
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