The Customer is Always WRONG

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The Customer is Always WRONG

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

Customer: I'm gonna buy this apple
Me: OK
Customer: then I'm going straight to the doctors office
Me: :what:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 13:45

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:02

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

Arrhythmia posted:

customer: Could I return these shoes I bought yesterday? They're a bit too narrow.

: Sure, I just need to see your receipt.

customer: Here you go.

*quickly stuffs receipt into my mouth before chewing and swallowing*

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 19:51

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

Entropic posted:

Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees!
I tell him, it's a Windows 7 machine man, you're gonna have a few bees in there.
He gets all mad and says there weren't bees when he brought it in.
Well no poo poo sherlock, what do you think we do here?

lmao

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 18:19

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