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Customer: [questioning tone] dog food? Me: [eyebrow cocked] nah, girl I'm on that mac and cheese diet Customer: [blank stare] Me: [both eyebrows cocked] oh I thought you wondered how I manage to cut such an impressive silhouette Customer: [stammering] Me: [both eyebrows cocked, winking knowingly] You meant to ask, "where is the dog food?", I apologize. I misunderstood. Customer: [shrinking away, muttering gibberish] Me: [winking real hard with both eyes real fast] The dog food is on aisle 12, ma'am loving MORONS. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I get paid to be awesome Me: u still have to pay for your latte sir |
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