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the customer freaking smells somebody get that dude out of here.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Customer: My laptop is broken because of viruses.
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I use to work for the cable company and let me tell u that made some funny rear end stories Customer: none of my poo poo works ur company sucks I call dispatch dispatch: None of her stuff is working because she is scheduled for a non pay disconnect tomorrow. me on the phone in front of customer: oh non sense I'll do it right now. I climbed up the utility pole and disconnected her while she stood at the foot of my ladder yelling at me that she hoped I'd fall and die. I smiled and drove off. fun times.
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little munchkin posted:cool lifehack: saying "this statement is false" causes supermarket cashiers to malfunction and then you can walk out without paying for your groceries
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