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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The Customer is Always WRONG
 
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FactsAreUseless

 You might think the customer is right, but they're not! In fact, they're wrong!

Typical customer (hambeast): I want a million dollars for free and I looooove being a Christian.

Me (got kicked out of class a lot for being too smart so I got bored): Actually, the Bible has a lot of inconsistencies, and we sell consumer electronics.

Typical customer (smelly): I want an Android phone then.

Me: *murders her with a katana, but not really, it's in my mind*

loving MORONS!

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 Customer: You get my order wrong. It's not correct.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me fix that.

Customer: Also, I'm Bill Cosby, the controversial man.

Me: Oy vey.

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 Customer: My laptop is broken because of viruses.

Me: Is it because of porn?

Customer: No.

Me: C-cool, I, uh, I have sex as well.

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