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This customer came up to me and ordered a coffee. Immediately, I was filled with indignation. Why was I getting his coffee? Out of peer pressure, I went and poured it. But I got back to this guy and -- get this -- he pulls out a five dollar bill, handing it toward me.

Naturally I laid into him. "What the gently caress are you doing? Don't you realize by exchanging money for goods and services, you're supporting capitalism, a system through which the endgame will be the total control of the bulk of humanity by an unstoppable caste of elite controlling all wealth? Do you really want that blood on your hands?"

He just stood there staring like a big dumb idiot. I threw his coffee on the ground and stormed into the back.

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cantina customers are always wrong, too, apparently

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Twenty Four posted:

"Hey hows it going tonight?"

Customer / person working / it doesn't matter "Good morning!"

It is 12:01AM this is not the morning go to hell. This is literally midnight. Middle of the night.

I don't care who you are but you are wrong.

ugh, same, except they'll be like 'morning!' at 12:01 PM and I have to explain to them that that part of the day after the morning, after noon? We call it 'AFTERNOON'.

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