The Customer is Always WRONG

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cashier: Sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken.

me: *using Jedi mind tricks* the ice cream machine IS broken

cashier: actually sir the ice cream machine works fine

me: great! could I please get a double scoop ch-

cashier: the ice cream machine is broken, sir

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 18:57

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:56

Macnult

joke_explainer posted:

This customer came up to me and ordered a coffee. Immediately, I was filled with indignation. Why was I getting his coffee? Out of peer pressure, I went and poured it. But I got back to this guy and -- get this -- he pulls out a five dollar bill, handing it toward me.

Naturally I laid into him. "What the gently caress are you doing? Don't you realize by exchanging money for goods and services, you're supporting capitalism, a system through which the endgame will be the total control of the bulk of humanity by an unstoppable caste of elite controlling all wealth? Do you really want that blood on your hands?"

He just stood there staring like a big dumb idiot. I threw his coffee on the ground and stormed into the back.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 13:58

Macnult

Entropic posted:

Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees!
I tell him, it's a Windows 7 machine man, you're gonna have a few bees in there.
He gets all mad and says there weren't bees when he brought it in.
Well no poo poo sherlock, what do you think we do here?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 19:24

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