The Customer is Always WRONG

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The Customer is Always WRONG

Manifisto

customer: duh durrrr I will have chocolate ice cream

me: sorry sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru

customer: bluh bloo I thought this was a ben&jerrys

me, rolling eyes: you goddamn people are so literal, it sickens me

customer (pooping pants): so uh could I get that ice cream then

me, savoring my power over this fool: you may have cherry garcia in recognition of someone far better than you will ever be

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 13:21

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:10

Manifisto

customer: say, does--

me: no.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 15:41

Manifisto

Entropic posted:

Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees!
I tell him, it's a Windows 7 machine man, you're gonna have a few bees in there.
He gets all mad and says there weren't bees when he brought it in.
Well no poo poo sherlock, what do you think we do here?

lol

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 18:14

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