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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The Customer is Always WRONG
 
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HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Customer: "Can I get a cappuccino?"
Me: "Don't you mean "may I have?" also how do you expect me to make espresso and steam milk with NO RUNNING WATER!!!!"
*Under breath* "Punk rear end "can I get" fuckin dickhead for gently caress's sake what the gently caress, godddddd"

HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Apr 5, 2017
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HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Customer: "2+2=3"
My boss: *implodes*
Me: *high-fiving the customer* "Looks like I've got the rest of the day off" :grin:

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