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Customer: Do you need my social?
Me: No, you idiot. I don't need your social. If I needed your social I would ask for it. Jesus.
Customer: Sorry.
Me: Yeah, I bet. Sorry for asking another stupid question and making me waste my time and breath answering you. Just, maybe, I don't know, think before you speak next time.
Customer: Okay, sorry.
Me: Whatever. What's your case number?
Customer: I don't know it.
Me: You don't have your case number?
Customer: No
Me: You're a real piece of work, you know that. You must have some giant balls to call us without your case number memorized or right in front of your dumb dumb face. Your time's so much more valuable than mine that you can be bothered to do even a baseline of work before engaging in this agonizing interaction. Is that it? You're just better than me?
Customer: No, I-
Me: Save it. I don't need you to lie to me.
Customer: ...
Me: *sigh* What's your social?
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Cashier: You want bags for this? Their 10c each in California now.
Customer: No thanks
Cashier: Really, you have like... 16 cans of soup here. Can you really carry all that?
Customer: doesnt your store still offer me 'help to my car'?
Cashier: how are you going to get those cans out of your car though smart guy? One at a time like a chump?
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