The Customer is Always WRONG

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > The Customer is Always WRONG

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Me: This won't scan.

Idiot customer: Oh. The shelf tag said it was $2.99. I even compared the UPC from the item to the tag, just to make sure it was the correct one.

Oh wow you think you're SO funny telling that tired old joke? loving MORONS!

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 18:55

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:54

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Cashier: Listen carefully. You may ask one question and one question only. One of us cashiers always tells the truth and one of us always lies.

Customer: So...you must be the one that always tells the truth.

Cashier: Um...gently caress. Could you just...turn around for a second?

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 20:58

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Entropic posted:

Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees!
I tell him, it's a Windows 7 machine man, you're gonna have a few bees in there.
He gets all mad and says there weren't bees when he brought it in.
Well no poo poo sherlock, what do you think we do here?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 18:07

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