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Here's the thread to vent about the bane of our existence - the customer! They're all morons! Our vending machine at work only takes change, five dollar notes and ten dollar notes. A guy came in with a fifty and asked if I had change. "No." "Oh, okay." loving morons! Why do they think we have change for the machine? Another one comes in, wanted to borrow my pen so she could sign her assignment. GRR! BRING YOUR OWN PEN! We used to give out free coffee cups, but we stopped doing that a week ago. Sure enough, in waltzes Mr Moron: "Do you still have coffee cups?" "No." "Oh, okay then." loving MORONS! |
# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:09 |
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Hi, the vending machine won't take my change. It's out of order. Oh. Why isn't there a sign on it? Hello? If you take a flashlight and look down the slot, you can see the coins jammed in there? FUCKWIT! |
# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 06:06 |
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"Hi, I'd like to renew this book but the system won't let me-" "I bet you don't even know who said 'Art is anything you can get away with,' do you?" "Uhh... Andy Warhol?" "YOU SEE - THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG!" |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 16:25 |