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Red Bones posted:Can somebody please explain those april fools jokes to me, I'm not wise on these japanese gaming gags.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 15:24 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:19 |
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tap my mountain posted:The ship battles are cool, but it's still a bad assassin's creed game. The only reason why it was so well received was because it came out on the PS4 before it had anything good. Also because it was better than 3
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 22:44 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The problem I had was that the game would only display one prompt at a time, so when 9S stepped in front of the chest I only accidentally talked to him about a handful of times, but most other times it happened I would have to move and rotate the camera to get the chest prompt again I hit the 9S thing a couple of times, but far more often I'd run up to a chest, overshoot, have 2B step over the chest to the side where you don't get the prompt, and spend far too long trying to step back over the chest and into the activation zone. It's all academic though because I got all 5 endings now and I'll never go back and plat it because war is pointless and so is all of existence really.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 18:30 |
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Health recharge is the most game-breaking, it's almost always easy to disengage and not get hit for a few seconds.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 13:55 |
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It's only useful for 9S's hacking because that has really bad vertical tracking.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 16:46 |
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Nier isn't "platinum style", really. Their touch is only really visible in the signature just-in-time dodge mechanic, and in movement in general not feeling stiff and clunky the way a lot of other Japanese games do. It plays absolutely nothing like their hardcore brawlers.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 21:08 |
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I do like how witch time and dodge offset both show up in NA as optional late-game chips.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 21:13 |
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corn in the bible posted:Ninja Gaiden Black is better than any Platinum game ever made Only because at the time they were Clover and had not yet achieved their final form. NGB was absolutely the best brawler of that generation but none of the 360-era NG games lived up to it.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 21:54 |
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All I know about TB is that he once posted a huge incoherent screed about atheism (I think) on this very forum.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 16:14 |
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Sakurazuka posted:The funniest was EA blocking the 'connecting to internet' part of DA:I so no one could record how long it took. Nah, the funniest was Arkham Knight blocking the cutscene where the BIG TWIST that had been easily guessed months before the game came out happened.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 17:57 |
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Captain Invictus posted:Last game good. New game also good, people excite. Save this for the May thread title
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 19:02 |
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If Frictional ever makes a VR title people will literally die in it.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 20:09 |
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I give it a Buy It If You're Into That Sort of Thing and I'll stand by that
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 22:01 |
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Arby's has been making a serious play for hardcore gamerz for a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz6Ekzv_MDA
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 15:43 |
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Clearly you should be playing Burger Time
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 18:37 |
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precision posted:I play video games to get away from work, not to do more work! Hey, that was fun as hell in Majora's Mask.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 19:37 |
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Pokemon just make each other faint, so do they eat each other alive or what
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 21:58 |
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Lurdiak posted:Apparently this dude can level mountains if he takes his power-limiter belt off or something. As I've said many times before, the pokemon world is a terrifying place that I'm thankful I don't live in. How are there any mountains left if there are countless ferals of this guy running around
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 22:12 |
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corn in the bible posted:Machokes only evolve when traded so there can never be a wild machamp It would escape or someone would flush it when it got too big to keep around the house, like how Florida is infested with southeast Asian pythons now
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 22:56 |
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I lurked without an account for years until I finally bought in to post dumb poo poo in GBS (this was back in the day when the logged out experience was way less annoying).
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 16:33 |
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StrixNebulosa posted:My cat just tipped over an unattended glass of water and spilled water over my sidetable and I rescued everything but my psp is wet and ugh if this thing breaks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:33 |
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Why is there an oscilloscope on the Zelda HUD?
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 15:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 20:08 |
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So call them Metroidphonies then
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 15:04 |
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It should be simple to make good VR games- take any of the good "experiences" and make them 8+ hours long instead of 1-2. Or identify AAA games that are going to get made anyway but could be compatible with VR and give them VR modes. Even if it's not the full game, value-add VR stuff like Tomb Raider did would make the device a lot more attractive. haveblue fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Apr 11, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 01:27 |
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FirstAidKite posted:I only ever had one transformers toy and it was a really cruddy one imo. It was "orcanoch" which was an orca that transformed into....this ...a cat tree?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 15:49 |
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They aren't really comparable. Nier is an RPG with surprisingly unsucky controls, a bleak wrenching story, and minimalist artsy graphics. Bayonetta is a brawler with near-perfect controls, an over-the-top batshit story, and a visual style that's a 3D animated version of that poo poo gently caress drat gif.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 16:27 |
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gently caress I need to close that window or I'll be listening to Bayonetta music for the rest of the day
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 16:57 |
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Shindragon posted:loving bought. I double dipped. The only version I had was the ps3 version of this game. I"m so glad it came to PC. You're in for a treat, the PS3 version was garbage. I have 2 copies of Bayonetta but one of them came free with B2 so I don't think that counts as double dipping.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 18:28 |
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The gods know what you've done.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 01:09 |
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Bayonetta 2 would not exist without Nintendo funding so I'm gonna guess "enough to derail a port for no good reason like they did with Goldeneye 360".
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 15:17 |
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Macarius Wrench posted:So why did Nintendo decide to finance a niche sequel that broadly goes against their usual child friendly library? Because it was really funny to play it on the demo station they set up in the Nintendo World Store and realize that blood and subtitled expletives and Bayonetta's rear end are flying all over a 50" tv surrounded by a crowd of children.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 16:01 |
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Chargrilled Face posted:I put about 75 hours into Bayonetta on 360 and got every achievement. Still definitely buying the PC version when I get some more monies. The only achievements I missed were beating every secret challenge and getting platinum on the Space Harrier sequence.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 16:54 |
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Vanquish is a cover shooter in the same way that the Fast and Furious movies are about street racing.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 17:49 |
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Was just reminded that Bayonetta came out in the same year as Demon's Souls :|
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 19:24 |
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Silent Hill 2 is and always will be the best horror game
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 20:01 |
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The PSVR will give you access to the best versions of RE7 and Rez Infinite, as well as a decent library by now of 1-2 hour "experiences", plus 3D Blu-Ray watching. I'm not sure I'd say it's worth $400 if you have no prior interest in virtual reality, especially since the dollar per hour of content for it isn't good, but if you do it's worth it for those first two games alone. There is no official PC compatibility but there's a third party PC driver that probably works. Snak posted:The sweet spot for me is where Existential Dread and Body Horror overlap. I only watch existential body porn slashers, which is where I watch normal porn until existential angst drives me to self-harm. haveblue fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Apr 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 20:56 |
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precision posted:My only complaint is that DS and DS2 are so easy that I never got to see most of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg-xCOyyJjY
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 21:33 |
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Booze
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 23:08 |
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Nate RFB posted:To play devil's advocate, a lot of people said they didn't care about HD either at a similar point in that technology's lifecycle. HD took off when HD content took off, but it's hard to see how this will be a part of MS's Scorpio strategy with PC cross-play in the picture.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 16:36 |