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Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



nine-gear crow posted:



Should I do it, Dash Torres thread?

captain nine-gear crow: FLOOD THE LP THREAD!
command duty officer dash rendar: But the thread will sink aft first!
captain nine-gear crow: And that will give the forums the elevation it needs!

Bring salvation and get rid of the I want nothing tag, because I want some crisp white sheets dirty boots

Warmachine fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jul 17, 2020

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Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



YF-23 posted:

Big fan of the command duty officer that got stuck with Torres under the sea for like 2 years and continued serving under him for like three more, and still cannot picture it.

That CDO was the most spinless sonofabitch in the crew. Like "lol you served with this basket of nuts for how many years, and you're still going 'I dunno Matias this seems dangerous!'"

Drink the Kool-aid or get off the boat. Your antidepressants will thank you lol

gently caress he really is blind.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Captain Hygiene posted:

Pizza is the universal food, all pizza is good pizza. Except pineapple pizza

The people were astonished by his doctrine.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Artix posted:

The Dash Tape is definitely real, but you probably don't want to know what's on it.

I wanna know what's on it.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




This is avatar material right here.

edit: gently caress it, did the needful. Might I get a crumb of the Dash's Dandies tag?

Warmachine fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Mar 12, 2021

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Sally posted:

you coulda just added the Dash's Dandies tag when you bought the new av :negative:

hold on, i'll see if i can get it fixed for you

And deny you the pleasure?

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



The Shame Boy posted:

Dash will never die as long as his dandies are around!

Heroes Dash's Dandies never die!

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Mathwyn posted:

My only regret is that I can't see my gangtags because I use the app. :smith: (Unless someone knows how!)

You can set this as your phone background:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Broken Box posted:

and difficult to explain to my colleagues

This is most of anything in my life I can trace back to these forums.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



This isn't even a choice.

The Pocket Savior posted:

DASH RENDAR WILL NEVER DIE

Cause DASH RENDAR WILL NEVER DIE

PS: Sorry crow, but your lack of faith is disturbing

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Kangra posted:

Voting for new content: The Death of Dash Rendar

:mods:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



DMorbid posted:

If the game looks like it's running in fast motion, that's because it is. Shadows of the Empire was designed with 30 fps in mind (or, rather, the 10-20 fps it would fluctuate between on the N64), so running it at higher frame rates affects the actual gameplay speed.

I loving love when this happens in old games. No particular reason why, other than mild amusement that they coded run speed to something that would prove to be extremely variable on more powerful hardware.

The Shame Boy posted:

Dash Rendar will never die!

*Dash Rendar slams into an AT-ST 10 seconds into The Battle of Hoth*

Ah! Well, regardless

No body, no murder.


:hai:


:haibrow:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



C'mon Dash do some of that pilot poo poo.

Blindfire at an AT-ST

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



painedforever posted:

It's probably all those years of flying in the Strangereal Universe.

Dash Rendar be praised.

Who would Dash be in Strangereal?

I'm guessing PJ.

(Real answer is Count, of course.)

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




"Why does it have to be six?"

Buddy you read my mind.

Psion posted:

hmm....a good counteragument, but not knowing what bitcoin is hasn't stopped crypto fools from making bad decisions, so I dunno

Dash not understanding things doesn't really rule out him doing them anyway, is what I'm getting at

Yeah, this is my headcanon.

edit: It's DASH Rendar not Leisurely Strolldar.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



painedforever posted:

The controls for PC sound horrible. Moving the mouse to move forward and backward? Was that a George Lucas idea?

Meant to be played with a trackball mouse you see.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



space meth does things man why are these rocks red i dunno must be the drugs

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



6 minutes in and no poop knife joke

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012





:effort:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



nine-gear crow posted:

It's literally a plot point in the book. Xizor, the ultra rich ruthless perfectionist, has a chair that pronounces his name right the wrong way and doesn't just immediately trash it and get a new one that works properly, purely so that that reader knows how to pronounce "Xizor".

I'm still going to call him Zee Zor.

Or Ksai Zor.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Hazamuth posted:

rapidash rendar isn't real, he can't hurt you

then why is he on my monitor?

checkmate soloites

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



nine-gear crow posted:

Go Dash with the angels

Dash is different.

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Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



we've been bamboozled

not only did dash play luke, leia, and han for fools, but us as well

bunnyofdoom posted:

You played us for goddamned fools!

I saw Rogue Squadron in that box, when you doing that one?

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