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White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

I'm sick and tired of all these Star Wars Jobbo_Fetts.

It's like they've got a whole planet turning out clones of him.

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White Coke
May 29, 2015

Dr. Fetus posted:

Do not fall for this man's lies! He is a traitor and a heretic!

Blind Sally posted:

can confirm, crow is both of these things

A season and a man?

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Shinjobi posted:

Dash Rendar: the John Cena of Star Wars

I can't wait for him to meet Scooby-Doo.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

No, that's Han Solo punching a giant space otter.

I liked when Chewbacca was killed by a moon.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:



Idiots. 3 is not 2.

You get no more Dash Rendar now. I hope you're all happy :colbert:

Very much so.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

How can I care about someone who is no longer canon?

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Blind Sally posted:

update is in progress. there have been delays that may or may not have something to do with the thread name change.

Were you not able to locate the thread too?

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Begin Killzone Shadow Fall LP instead.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Bandage your wound and rehydrate.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

Also, for those scant few who are legitimately curious: We're gonna do Killzone: Shadow Fall for real over the summer.

>Build the wall, and eventually, but at a later date so we can get started early, Vekta will be paying, in some form, for the badly needed border wall.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Just admit that there is no update coming.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Blind Sally posted:

there would be an update but people keep posting things that inspire me to boot up Premiere or Photoshop but you have to find it first!

>Stop being inspired by anything, ever again.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

White Coke, Black Coke, both make you sick,
Take your brain for a spin, and make things not quite click,
By the end of the poem, you'll be sucking my dick,
Because I managed to work in the phrase "Carpets this thick."

nine-gear crow, quite the poet,
not that we'd ever know it.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Become the Dash, embrace the Rendar within.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Create an audio dramatization of the update.

White Coke
May 29, 2015


>Stop double posting.

White Coke
May 29, 2015


>Please.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Tell us how we can stop disappointing you so you'll post the update.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Jobbo_Fett posted:

>Employ Counter-Strike-style knife fighting techniques as we head back towards the Outrider

>Without the tea-bagging.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Detonate your black box.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Ask 2B what the 'B' stands for.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Become Max Payne.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Dive through the air in slow motion.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Suplex Blind Sally until he posts the next update.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Fish Noise posted:

> Kiss Blind Sally until he suplexes the next update very passionately

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

The LPers are converging!

>Kiss Blind Sally until he turns into a moon.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Stasis nine-gear crow before he can distract Blind Sally and prevent him from posting the update.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Blind Sally posted:

not happening:

Isaac is out of stasis.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

>use a Stasis pack. You never know when you might need it!

>Oh, you know you need to use it now.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Threaten Blind Sally with the plasma cutters so that he posts the next update. If he figures out you don't have any ammo for them, throw one at him.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Mourn John Cygan.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
I think it's incredibly rude of your co-commentators to insult you for leaving in the five minute pause screen, given that you're still recovering from your terrible eye injury Blind Sally.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

RydogZeta posted:

Was not expecting anyone to remember Big Gizz. Beside the Dark Trooper incident he also starred in a one shot comic called The Jabba Tape which was pretty good.

I wouldn't call a comic about Jabba the Hutt's sex tape good.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Jobbo_Fett posted:

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

That's a shame. I was going to congratulate you for your good work, but I guess I'll have to find the real Hero of Wookiepedia.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Poke Her, even though you barely know her.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
>Forgive Blind Sally. There's too much hate and not enough love in the world.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Is that the one people keep telling you to finish?

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Blind Sally posted:

You may now return to your regularly schedule Dash poo poo-posting.

Han Solo > Dash Rendar.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Shinjobi posted:

Man I don't even know where Han Solo ends and Dash Rendar begins, man...:okpos:

Where the good ends, and the bad begins, so too does Dash Rendar.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Blind Sally posted:

hey team, dash rendar is still on the horizon.

Horizon Zero Rendawndar lp confirmed.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Blind Sally posted:

convince crow to play it

Hey crow, I would really like to see you do an LP of Horizon Zero Dawn. Given your experience with Killzone I would love to see you bring that knowledge to your commentary on Horizon so that we could see how Guerrilla have grown as developers. If you don't that's okay too, you don't have any obligation to do so, or even tell us why you don't want to, but I'll be disappointed if you don't.

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White Coke
May 29, 2015
Great Chewie impression crow. You should do an episode of Ace Combat 6 in character.

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