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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Aurora posted:

Rename the thread Oilers Are Back, Baby

No no, save that for the playoff thread.

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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

The Dirty Burger posted:

Calgary clinches a playoff spot, and their owner Ken King decides it's a good time to pull the classic "Build me a new arena or the team moves"

http://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4050989

I'd like to live in a reality where Calgary doesn't have an NHL team.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Hawks clinched the West to the surprise of no one. Too bad the West is basically just them and everybody else right now. It'd be nice if somebody stops them before they reach the Stanley Cup Final yet again.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

The Oilers are 1st in the Pacific in April. This is not a joke.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Mind_Taker posted:

Some team is going to be really disappointed when they sign Alzner and realize he's Kris Russell.

I don't know, Oilers signed the Kris Russell and they haven't been disappointed with him. :v:

Oh god Chiarelli please don't re-sign Russell

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Kings were finally officially eliminated tonight. Now only the East playoff teams remain to be decided

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

ThinkTank posted:

Oh don't worry, they're going to win 3 of their last 4 and managament will go on about how this is "the youth taking a step forward," "fostering a winning environment" and how they "have momentum going into next year" before they pick 8th.


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792838&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

I managed to completely whiff on 6-7 playoff teams (depending on what happens with Tampa/Boston). That's spectacularly bad.

The best ones:

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5. Colorado (WC2) - De-Roy-ifying the team ends up leading to a playoff birth.

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3. Arizona - My rationale for this basically comes down to "They're not a Pacific Canadian team" (which all suck) and "Need some team to get lucky and make the playoffs"

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4. New Jersey (WC1) - Hall ends up being the offensive catalyst for their playoff return.

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8. Columbus - Grit only takes you so far.

And my personal favorite:

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7. Edmonton - Even McDavid can't save us.
Oh ye of little faith.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/ArizonaCoyotes/status/848942677722669058

Ekman-Larsson will miss the Coyotes final 3 games after his mother died from cancer.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/848984576282296320

:rip:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/849002138634268676

So who's excited for the lockout in 3 and a half years?!?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Ginette Reno posted:

Btw Sid did a thing the other day that was pretty dumb and almost led to a goal:



He pretty good

It sucks that we won't get to watch McDavid and Crosby on the same team next year thanks to the NHL being dumb.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Jamwad Hilder posted:

do you guys think Connor is going to hit 100 points

McDavid? I think so. He's playing his best hockey of the season right now, and his final 4 games are against 3 non-playoff teams (Kings, Canucks x2) and the struggling Sharks. I'm sure he'll get at least 6 points from those 4 games.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

bewbies posted:

Marchand pulled a Crosby, wonder if he will get suspended

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/849407464407801856

I'm going to bet no.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I am so excited to see Boston lose to Pittsburgh or Washington in 5 games!!!

Nah, it's Washington, they'll take them to 7 games before losing.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Avs got their 22nd win of the season by coming back from 3-0 down to beat the Hawks 4-3. They outshot them 51-27. :stare:

They're at 47 points, 3 games remaining. Can they reach 50?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Habibi posted:

You mad your team is one of like two the Sharks can still beat?

It's okay, the Sharks will beat the Oilers on Thursday to take home ice advantage back because the Oilers are garbage on the road right now.

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Powershift posted:

The dude during the oilers game said the oilers/flames are 0-36 in southern california arenas.

That's only the Oilers losses in LA and the Flames losses in ANA combined. Oilers won their last road game against the Sharks, and their 2nd last road game against the Ducks.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Jamwad Hilder posted:

the Caps can lock up the president's trophy with at least a point tonight, right?

Yes, since they hold the tiebreaker against the Pens.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

JawKnee posted:

Is Vegas auto-picking in the top 3? I remember them having the same odds (I think) for the lottery picks as the 29th place team, but what position are they slotted for without a win?

No. They're the default 3rd overall pick without the draft lottery, but their position can still change due to the lottery, so they aren't guaranteed a top 3 pick. So they can pick as high as 1 and as low as 6 with the draft lottery. Other rounds they're always the 3rd pick.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Stretch Marx posted:

The tank is a powerful tool if you believe hard enough.


Probably. :smith:

Don't worry, Toronto will win on Thursday against Tampa to both clinch a playoff spot and crush the Bolts' super slim hopes of making it.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

VJeff posted:

I'm trying to figure out if Letang or Stamkos is an unluckier dude. Probably Letang, but drat.

At least Letang has two Stanley Cups? :shrug:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Ginette Reno posted:

If the Caps can't win it all this year I don't know what to say. Letang is gone, Werenski is gone(?), the rest of the East is whatever, and nobody in the West is on their level except Chicago.

They will fall to the best player in the NHL Connor McDavid and the mighty Edmonton Oilers in 7 in the Stanley Cup Final. :smug:

In all seriousness, I feel like Washington's just one of those teams that you can't see winning until they actually do, like the Sharks until last year (at least until the SCF). I certainly hope they win so Ovechkin can win the Cup. I'll keep doubting them until that day comes, though, especially if they face the Pens in the 2nd round no matter how injured they are.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/850034264808837120

That's the final 2 regular season games for the Bruins before the playoffs.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013


To make things better, those prices are in USD. So Edmontonians actually have to pay more than that thanks to the CAD-USD exchange rate. Turns out when you don't make the playoffs for 11 years season ticket holders are gonna scalp the gently caress out of tickets.

(still gonna find a way to go to the first game though)

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Iodised QQ posted:

Final spot in the East down to Toronto, Tampa, and NYI. All teams have 2 games left.


Toronto - 93 points, 38 ROW - vs PIT, vs CBJ
NYI - 90 points, 37 ROW - @ NJD, vs OTT
Tampa - 90 points, 36 ROW - @ MTL, vs BUF


Toronto needs to do more than just pick up 1 point if the Isles get 2 ROW in their final two games as the Isles would own the tiebreaker in that case. Still very unlikely Toronto misses but they've certainly made things interesting.


(come on and win a few more games you metro fuckers)

Bolts/Isles winning and the Leafs losing their next game would make for an exciting Sunday finale, which means the Leafs will win on Saturday because the most fun option never happens.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Oilers are only 1 point away from getting home ice advantage in a playoff series for the first time since 1991.

Also Talbot now has the Oilers wins record and McDavid is up to 97 points, just 3 away from 100 and both remaining games against the Canucks. :toot:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/renlavoietva/status/850817176298815492

Steve Ott, the ultimate leader.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Kilza posted:

Bolts/Isles winning and the Leafs losing their next game would make for an exciting Sunday finale, which means the Leafs will win on Saturday because the most fun option never happens.

I hate being right sometimes. :smith:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Furnaceface posted:

I guess we can now throw up a playoff thread for good teams that win and make the playoffs. And the Wild.

Hey now, there's still one more regular season day to go, let's hold off first until we at least know all 8 series.

Currently, there are 4 confirmed series. Rangers-Habs, Pens-Jackets, Wild-Blues and Hawks-Preds. If Oilers win tonight then there will be 3 games that matter tomorrow playoff-wise (Leafs-Jackets, Oilers-Canucks, Ducks-Kings).

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Powershift posted:

Oilers first 100 point season since 1986-87 :toot:

The last time they got more than 100 points, they won the cup

Last time an Oiler won the Hart or Art Ross they won the Cup too. McDavid will officially win the Art Ross tomorrow then the Hart in June. :getin:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013


The first coaching casualty of the (almost) off-season.

Frankly, given how much Stars fans here complained about him I'm not too surprised.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

The Colorado Avalanche finished the season at a whopping 48 points, including 56 regulation losses. Now all that's needed is for them to fall to 4th overall after the draft lottery for this to complete the worst season ever.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/851250763074424832

So how do you think Don Cherry would have reacted if that had actually gone in?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

McDavid reached 100 points. :toot:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

The playoff match-ups are now set:
East:
TOR @ WSH
CBJ @ PIT

NYR @ MTL
BOS @ OTT

West:
NSH @ CHI
STL @ MIN

CGY @ ANA
SJ @ EDM

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/851587264677371904

Wow, that's a surprise.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

ThinkTank posted:

I would take a century of Canucks suckitude for a single cup.

I would take 10 years of no playoffs and lovely Oilers hockey for a generational player who'll lead us to the Cup

Wait...

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

ThinkTank posted:

Then again Sweeney paid two 2nd round draft picks for Brett Connolly, so I'm not actually sure he knows what they're for.

https://twitter.com/thats_offside/status/614591193872084992

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Drunk Canuck posted:

This is our year.

It's strange to see this post in the non-playoff thread, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/854189212920315905

As somebody who thinks Krueger is overrated as a coach, I would very much love this. :getin:

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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/855155972339322882

Everybody's getting fired in Buffalo!

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