erdogan blames everything on gulen; who believes this shit?

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Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Erdogan is so off the charts terrible, he made it possible for Boris Johnson to do something praiseworthy.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/19/boris-johnson-wins-most-offensive-erdogan-poem-competition

# ? Apr 3, 2017 01:18

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:38

feller: Jul 5, 2006

fspades posted:

https://medium.com/@15thJulyCoup/who-was-behind-the-15th-july-coup-in-turkey-19f75a5771c5

^^Read this

is this the fake news i've been hearing about

# ? Apr 3, 2017 01:49

bad and bougie: Apr 3, 2017; by zen death robot

you ppl (SA) gave furious pete testicle cancer on purpose by giving him hot doses

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:03

World Kraid Center: Oct 18, 2009

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

idk, why do people believe trump?

people are loving garbage

woa WTF? i'm With Her now!! :trumppop:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:05

World Kraid Center: Oct 18, 2009

Hmm; whoever made that emote has clearly never seen a pupil before

# ? Apr 3, 2017 02:08

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

basic hitler posted:

i sincerely hoped that the coup last year would be successful because erdogan is a big ol retard

yeah but then that fucker survived :argh:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:10

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Vesi posted:

You're all reported for insulting Turkishness

hahaha that av owns dude

what was your original username

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:12

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Turkey is good and so is Islam

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:24

Centrist Dad: Nov 13, 2007; When I see your posting; College Slice

Gulen is living in the worst part of the Poconos. If I were Erdogan, I'd drop some sick burns about that.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 03:26

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

free hubcaps posted:

their long history of secularism seems like it's not going to last much longer

Much longer? Lol its long over

# ? Apr 3, 2017 05:40

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
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Sexual Aluminum posted:

erdogan's full name seems like a regular name, but spelled backwards.

recep tayipp erdogan

pecer ppiyat nagodre

edit: dlanod nhoj pmurt? Tell me that's not a turkish dictator's name.

If you rearrange his full name (RECEP TAYYIP ERDOGAN) you get some interesting results.

reactionary edgy pep
gay deprecatory pine
decryption gayer ape
gay directory pan pee
a encrypted yogi rape
icy rod pee pageantry
portrayed epic gay en

I think Erdogan wants to gay-rape yogi bear in the pines because he loves the pageantry of his icy rod peeing?

I think we need Gulen's help to crack this one guys.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 05:51

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

Much longer? Lol its long over

poo poo I did not get that memo. Can I murder the theocrats in an attempt to resist or should I just roll over and drat through feigned praise?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:12

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Apparently there is a certain level you get to as a public figure where no matter how obvious and blatant your lies are people have to just go about their day and accept your words even if they know for a fact you're full of poo poo.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:17

SBJ: Apr 10, 2009; Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

Why cant the CIA overthrow an islamist for a change?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:42

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

people who don't want to get purged, thats who

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:43

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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

idk, why do people believe trump?

people are loving garbage

they kinda don't, but they place a higher value on group inclusion than on truth

# ? Apr 3, 2017 07:54

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

SBJ posted:

Why cant the CIA overthrow an islamist for a change?

We don't any another chaos unstable retard islam country next to europe thx

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:32

Alienwarehouse: Apr 1, 2017

Has CNN called western critics of Erdogan racist yet?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:51

Deloused: Apr 3, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

wats so special about the singularity anyway

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:56

Deloused: Apr 3, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

thot it was CADIE's but they try to make it sindus LOL

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:56

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Turkey has always been at war with Eurasia.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:02

Prude: Nov 28, 2010; by Reene

That Robot posted:

president of turkey recep tayipp erdogan is a smarmy rear end in a top hat who is trying to become dictator of turkey. if anything goes wrong for any reason, he constantly blames it on this preacher dude named fetallah gulen, who lives in exile in pennsylvania.
like if a goat farts, gulen did it. if there was a bombing it was gulen. if his wife cheats on him it was probably an agent of gulen. it's constant and it is so transparent that I find it impossible anyone would take this dumb motherfucker seriously at this point.

erdogan is also the moron who is super pissed at the netherlands (i think that's the right country) for not letting one of his flunkies campaign for his dumb new autocrat constiution and is now calling them and most of western europe nazis

tl;dr erdogan is a huge retard; why do folks believe him?

lol the president of turkey could very well be a D&D poster :smugdog:

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:04

Deloused: Apr 3, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

"you shouldn't have been born" is a heck of a pre-school reputation to have from WASP beach kids and drew hill's daughter or watever

also sarah is hosed in the best way as debbie i hope for more music

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:05

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Deloused posted:

"you shouldn't have been born" is a heck of a pre-school reputation to have from WASP beach kids and drew hill's daughter or watever

also sarah is hosed in the best way as debbie i hope for more music

you will never drink my elixirs dare

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:12

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Ratjaculation posted:

has he tried gulen free?

Looking at what Erdogan does to alleged pro-gulen individuals it seems that this the "Endlösung" he is going for

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:16

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

OldMemes posted:

Turns out that nationalism and having an 'other' figure to hate and blame for everything is a big part of populism.

the downside of genociding all your ethnic minorities is you run out of scapegoats

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:37

MinionOfCthulhu: Oct 28, 2005; I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:58

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

the ottoman empire is on its last legs, soon the tides will turn and the jewel of Europe, Constantinople, will return to christendom

# ? Apr 3, 2017 13:02

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Klyith posted:

the downside of genociding all your ethnic minorities is you run out of scapegoats

Hm a rare drawback of the modern ethnostate

# ? Apr 3, 2017 13:44

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

I mean do you want the answer OP or not because I have a feeling you know what it is (Islam) but you're afraid to say it cause you've been told its bad to blame religion for stuff ??

# ? Apr 3, 2017 15:09

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

1gnoirents posted:

I mean do you want the answer OP or not because I have a feeling you know what it is (Islam) but you're afraid to say it cause you've been told its bad to blame religion for stuff ??

nah not gonna do that

i really like ripping on erdogan though

# ? Apr 3, 2017 15:21

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

I mean do you want the answer OP or not because I have a feeling you know what it is (Islam) but you're afraid to say it cause you've been told its bad to blame religion for stuff ??

Arent erdogan and gulen both pretty hardcore islamists?

# ? Apr 3, 2017 16:01

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Erdogan just started #Gulag4Gulen, and it's trending! Retweet it or else, we know where you live!

# ? Apr 3, 2017 16:07

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Rutibex posted:

the ottoman empire is on its last legs, soon the tides will turn and the jewel of Europe, Constantinople, will return to christendom

The Ottoman empire was a better country and system of government than the Turkish nation-state has ever been. Mustafa Kemal was a racist, genocidal dumbass.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 16:09

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

KomodoWagon posted:

The Ottoman empire was a better country and system of government than the Turkish nation-state has ever been. Mustafa Kemal was a racist, genocidal dumbass.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 16:30

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Okay the first sentence was a huge exaggeration but you can't deny the second one

# ? Apr 3, 2017 16:32

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